You said gyno operation is only $2k in your parts, right? I might consider making the trip, here in the US it's $5k+
I will do it for 200 bucks. And include a reach around for no charge.

seriously though, don't u have insurance? Uncle Brobama requires it now remember? Unless you are lucky enough not to be under the thumb of our beloved "leader"?
When I thought i had the tits, I checked with my insurance and they cover tit removal for men at least.