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My girlfriend
« on: December 18, 2013, 09:26:35 PM »
I don't like homosexuals and she goes out and buddies up with one so I gotta deal with that. I don't like little wimpy-ass kids or mental retards and she got one of each livin' with her.

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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2013, 09:29:36 PM »
I don't like homosexuals and she goes out and buddies up with one so I gotta deal with that. I don't like little wimpy-ass kids or mental retards and she got one of each livin' with her.

More truth from the oracle Doyle Hargreaves.....

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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2013, 09:59:26 PM »
Sounds like you're a little afraid you will not be able to control your secret lust for the cock Roger. Imagine that, someone who posts all day on a bodybuilding forum and doesn't like the gays. Just remember what chick said, it's only gay if you want it to be.  ;)

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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2013, 10:02:21 PM »
She hot Bacon Neegar?

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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2013, 10:04:15 PM »

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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2013, 10:05:53 PM »

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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2013, 10:08:02 PM »
How are you with midgets and antique furniture?

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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2013, 10:09:13 PM »
How are you with midgets and antique furniture?

You know that I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

I ain't saying it's right, I'm just telling the damn truth.

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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2013, 10:10:04 PM »
You know that I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

I ain't saying it's right, I'm just telling the damn truth.

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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2013, 10:11:13 PM »
Randy wants to practice.

Get the fuck out Randy! you tuning son of a bitch, go fucking practice, Randy!

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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2013, 10:12:03 PM »
Get the fuck out Randy! you tuning son of a bitch, go fucking practice, Randy!

"The good Lord says two men ought not lay down together"

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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2013, 10:13:12 PM »
Sounds like you're a little afraid you will not be able to control your secret lust for the cock Roger. Imagine that, someone who posts all day on a bodybuilding forum and doesn't like the gays. Just remember what chick said, it's only gay if you want it to be.  ;)

Hey calfzilla I heard you been putting it on ol' Albert Sellers who works over at the funeral home.

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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2013, 10:14:19 PM »
If y'all don't shut up, I'm gonna go out of my mind. Besides, Johnny Falcon here is liable to bust his spring. He's already off balance.

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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2013, 10:18:00 PM »
Hey calfzilla I heard you been putting it on ol' Albert Sellers who works over at the funeral home.

I feel this thread is referencing a pop culture show I am unfamiliar with.

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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2013, 10:18:42 PM »
I feel this thread is referencing a pop culture show I am unfamiliar with.

 ;D

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Re: My girlfriend
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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2013, 11:25:14 PM »
I don't like homosexuals and she goes out and buddies up with one so I gotta deal with that. I don't like little wimpy-ass kids or mental retards and she got one of each livin' with her.

Something tells me there's gonna be a sandwich with bacon in the middle :D

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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2013, 11:33:07 PM »
More truth from the oracle Doyle Hargreaves.....

Thinkin' the same thing.

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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2013, 03:35:01 AM »
I don't like homosexuals and she goes out and buddies up with one so I gotta deal with that. I don't like little wimpy-ass kids or mental retards and she got one of each livin' with her.

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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2013, 03:43:25 AM »
"How does a fella go bout gettin hold of the police?"

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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #20 on: December 19, 2013, 03:46:06 AM »
I don't like homosexuals and she goes out and buddies up with one so I gotta deal with that. I don't like little wimpy-ass kids or mental retards and she got one of each livin' with her.

One of each livin' with her???

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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #21 on: December 19, 2013, 03:51:05 AM »
to Op

you started a thread called "My girlfriend"?



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