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Slapper

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Christmas = mandatory waterboarding
« on: December 24, 2013, 04:11:18 PM »
God I truly fucking dislike my sister in law!!

Goddammit!! What a fucking bitch!!

Every year I have to drink 3 bottles of wine before she gets to my house just so that I'm mellow enough to put up with her shit.

FUCK!!!
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Re: Christmas = mandatory waterboarding
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2013, 04:12:58 PM »
Quote from: Slapper on December 24, 2013, 04:11:18 PM
God I truly fucking dislike my sister in law!!

Goddammit!! What a fucking bitch!!

Every year I have to drink 3 bottles of wine before she gets to my house just so that I'm mellow enough to put up with her shit.

FUCK!!!

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Re: Christmas = mandatory waterboarding
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2013, 04:13:49 PM »
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Re: Christmas = mandatory waterboarding
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2013, 10:26:23 PM »
It means post pictures of her vaginal cavity.
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Rambone

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Re: Christmas = mandatory waterboarding
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2013, 10:27:21 PM »
She sounds like a real cu nt
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Re: Christmas = mandatory waterboarding
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2013, 10:28:05 PM »
Tits? Big? Little?
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Re: Christmas = mandatory waterboarding
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2013, 10:32:50 PM »
Hire a Good looking male escort to pick her up in a bar after work, have him film the sex then blackmail her for the rest of her life = profit?
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Re: Christmas = mandatory waterboarding
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2013, 10:38:46 PM »
Is your sister in law hot?
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Re: Christmas = mandatory waterboarding
« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2013, 09:17:31 AM »
If she is in your house and being a disrespectful bitch I'd show her where the fucking door is! Trust me I've done it, I don't put up with stupid fucks. there's the damn door don't let it hit ya in the ass on the way out!!!
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Re: Christmas = mandatory waterboarding
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2013, 10:05:49 AM »
Quote from: bigbadwolfe on December 25, 2013, 09:17:31 AM
If she is in your house and being a disrespectful bitch I'd show her where the fucking door is! Trust me I've done it, I don't put up with stupid fucks. there's the damn door don't let it hit ya in the ass on the way out!!!

As "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas" plays in the background.  True Hallmark moment.
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