Last night my deal breaker was a thong

[Primemuscle]

i shower every time i use the restroom..seriously. i feel gross if i don't but the thong wouldn't have bothered me a bit. i would have given it the finger test...as long as IT didn;t stink i would have been in there like swimwear

Try wet wipes.

Have you never taken a shit when not at home or the gym? Showering every time you poop seems a bit excessive and certainly inconvenient.

[BIG ACH]

Try wet wipes.

Have you never taken a shit when not at home or the gym? Showering every time you poop seems a bit excessive and certainly inconvenient.

Wet Wipes got nothing on my bidet!


I even bought this portable Bidet from Amazon that I can use if I'm travelling and staying in a hotel!  I got a clean ass no matter where in the world I go! 

[pedro01]

In Thailand, we have the "Bum Gun"....



Much better as you can aim it yourself.

Whenever you go to a hotel, make sure you don't leave without turning the bum gun tap to full throttle...

[aesthetics]

You still wipe your ass after your spray... but trust me man, you never have to worry about those dingleberries or if you don't have a clean break!


Great Hygiene!!!


Read how this American guy feels after using a Bidet for the first time and how much better he felt!  http://gizmodo.com/5887473/the-swash-1000-bidet-toilet-seat-review-this-will-change-the-way-you-poop

gross dude, can't you instead, just veet your asscrack or something? hahah

[Primemuscle]

This thread examples all the meanings of the word anal into one topic. Being obsessed with having a spotlessly clean butt hole all the time is rather anal, wouldn't you say?

[wes]

getbig is known far and wide for its weekly threads concerning shit,but this is the first gay thread of shit we`ve ever had.

Chick takes a shower,you are repulsed at her panties,you kick her out,then you jerk off furiously to porn............somethin g`s wrong here!!

[Brocty]

I would have been licking her panties as she was showering!

[Thespritz0]

getbig is known far and wide for its weekly threads concerning shit,but this is the first gay thread of shit we`ve ever had.

Chick takes a shower,you are repulsed at her panties,you kick her out,then you jerk off furiously to porn............somethin g`s wrong here!!

^^
Instant Coffee all over my Wal-Mart Flyer, darn you WES!!!!!!

[TooMuchMuscle4U]

Ive been working on this chick for awhile lots of eye contact when while at the gym , flirting , smiling etc...went out to dinner 2 nights ago and met at the gym for a little cardio last night before deciding to go back to my place and play around, I gave her a robe and she took a shower , I preceded to take mine after her but prior to getting in I stepped over her black spandex pants and the white thong that was not so well hidden underneath that had skid-marks on them that must of stretched a mile long... The visual of this turned me off so much that after showering I told her it was getting late and I had a long today at work tomorrow and we'd get together this weekend and hang out needless to say she was pissed that I cut the night short.

[TooMuchMuscle4U]

[deadz]

Made up or not these types of posts/responses are funny as shit.

[BigCyp]

Ive been working on this chick for awhile lots of eye contact when while at the gym , flirting , smiling etc...went out to dinner 2 nights ago and met at the gym for a little cardio last night before deciding to go back to my place and play around, I gave her a robe and she took a shower , I preceded to take mine after her but prior to getting in I stepped over her black spandex pants and the white thong that was not so well hidden underneath that had skid-marks on them that must of stretched a mile long... The visual of this turned me off so much that after showering I told her it was getting late and I had a long today at work tomorrow and we'd get together this weekend and hang out needless to say she was pissed that I cut the night short.

Please report to the local gay office immediately to sign up for your free life membership.

[irishdave]

I'm not sure if some of you ladies are being serious but it would turn me off big time. I'd still ride the arse off her because she had showered but I'd question her hygiene...nobody can like skidmarks on a womans panties, ick

[Moen]

He did the right thing. Should have sent her straight to  a cleansing camp though.

[Moen]

And BTW: crawling for women and constantly wanting to fuck them is a major sign of bètaness, aka being gay.

[BigCyp]

I'm not sure if some of you ladies are being serious but it would turn me off big time. I'd still ride the arse off her because she had showered but I'd question her hygiene...nobody can like skidmarks on a womans panties, ick

I think his true rainbow colours shined through when he sent her home, without banging. I agree - if skidmarks were above the normal accepted levels, it would not be a long term relationship lol

[240 is Back]

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