Getbiggers New Years Resolutions

[Dr Dutch]

Well, I´m getting back in shape, like every year, but this time I have to, to keep up with my girlfriend..

[Lobstah]

Well, I´m getting back in shape, like every year, but this time I have to, to keep up with my girlfriend..

I plan to live the Galeniko dream and be a megashredmonster all the time. I obviously don't want to be as peeled as our boy (I am female, after all), but it would be nice to have more shoulder and hamstring definition for more of the year.
Also, bigger butt and calves (or like, ANY calves, AT ALL...)

And, on a way more serious note, I've been working on the relationship between my mother and I for about a year now, so I'd like to be able to show her how truly appreciated she is in the upcoming year. She's a stellar lady who's done nothing but look out for me as of late, and I'd like her to know that I'd give her the world if I could, and still feel indebted.

Ugh, I'm so gross and sappy sometimes. Sorry dudes.

[Dr Dutch]

 

[JediTerminator]

no chips, no soda, no chocolate, no candy

[Kwon_2]

First i am saying i am from Estonia so please be horny and not anger at me for my englesh is not so good u see. I am teaching self for writing speak and reading englesh on forum and use google transimlator for helping me to do it. I have more to date found such a transimlator that translate little marks like this one ,.//,? to help me for make ponits! Hope u can undersay what i have to speak for IA M MAKING RLY GUD POINT HEAR FOR EATABLES. I am also practice break up typing so many peoplz do not has eye bleed but i do not know why so much eye bleed is to occur when clearly they has much beteter doctor in amerika then we do is in EStonia but noless i am helping u read betterer.

OK lol now we all know that green one is not tasting like happy time and this is not gud for us there is many eatables in Conan land and we are all knowing that they taste better then green dooes. firstly u has the red one and im liek yea the red one iz pretty good it give u like more able to stay awake when u is hit by RAWR GORRILLA LOL COME FROM TREES AND IM LIKE WTF AND HES LIEK LEWL U GANNA DIE VEXRAK AND IM LIE NO I ISNMT I HAS RED EATABLE AND HE LIEK HOW U GET RED EATABLE? I CAN HAS SUM? AND DEN IM LIKE NO LEWL AND CUT HIS ****ING HEAD OFF. so yea red eatable is good for helping u fight more gorrilla without dieing it not fun to die in age of conan land den u has mean person at place of grave say YOU THERE U IS SCRUB U CHANGE INSTANCE NOW! ADNM IM LIEK WTF ALL CAN PLAY HERE THIS IS NOT UR SPOT FOR TO MAKING HAPPY AND SAD AND HE KILL ME AGIN AND IM LIKE ****! AND THROW MY MEAT AT CAT DEN MY ****ING MUTHER COME AND SAY DAMNIT TIMMY I TOLD YOU NOT TO MAKE NOISE AND IM LIKE BITCH I KILLIN DEMONZ U HAS TO CALL ME VEXRAK IN MY CHAMBER! AND SHE LIKE IF UR FATER HASNT LEFT US I WULD TELL HIM AND HE WOULD BEAT UR ASS LIEK I GANNA BE SCARE OF HIM I SEEN HIM LAST TIME I WAS LIKE 4 AND HE A SMALL AND HAIRY: BUT I DIGEST SO ANYWAYI COME BACK TO LIVE (CUZ I AM INVICINIBLE U KNOW DIE NOT MATTER I CAN ALWAYS LIVE MOAR IN AGE OF CONAN LAND SUMETIME I WISH I CAN HAS NO LOSS WHEN I DIE IN REAL LIFE THAT WULD BE KEWL BUT DEN I WONDER HEY VEXRAK U THINK IT OCULD GET BORING FOR KILLING PEPLZ ALL TIME FOR NO GOODIES? AND DEN I SAY U KNOW VEXRAK U IS CORRECT THAT WULD BE COOL FOR JUMP OFF CLIFF AND STUFF A WHILE BUT EVERYTIME U JUST COME RIGHT BACK SO IT DONT MATTER IT JUST MAKE IT EZIER TO GET TO BEACH LEWL AND THER IS HOT GIRLS ON BITCH TOPLESS MMMMHMMM GUD LIKE CAMBELS CHICKEN SOUP FOR HTE GAMER SOUL)ANYWAY AND HE LIKE WTF NOOB I TOLD YOU TO CHANGE INSTANCE AND HE ATTACK ME BUT

I dodge cuz i am PRO rite us estonian has much faster finger then u silly amerikans do but den other one come out FROM INVISIBLE AND HURT ME TO LITTLE RED ME WITH ONE SHOT! and im like HAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!! and den i eat go to click and eat cherry flavor but NO I DO NOT HAZ A CHERRY FLAVOR!? WUT?! HOW?! so i has two other flavor and im eatin the blue one and im liek ya dis pretty gud one now i can cast magic on me and make my red go higher! but is not enuff cuz i gettin chase down like small squirrel by two MATHER SISTER FAWKRS FROM FCKING DAWN RAZOR! so den im liek ok vexrak we must think how we ganna get out of this with no cherry flavor so im like i HAS A GREEN ONE AND AS U KNOW HULK GREEN AND HULK GO SMASH KILL STUFF RITE SO I THINK HEY IF I EAT GREEN ONE MAYBE IT TASTE LIKE HAPPY AND APPLES AND MAKE ME IUNTO HULK! so den i eats it right and im like wtf this not tatse good and spit it out cuz it LIKE I SAID IT NOT GOOD WHY U QUESTION ME FOR IT it make me run lil bitt moar like squirel but then all of suddon I GET SLOW DOWN and im like BUT HOW?! then i see i has no ****ing green becuz i tell u it not taste gud and my red go down fast by dem shootin arrows and fires at my head den i die MORE AGAIN AND I SCREAM AT BOX AND GO PUNCH CAT but when i pucnh cat it go MREWERWREW!!! and my MOM HEARDS IT she come in and she like GODDAMNIT TIMMY WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT HURTING THE CATS! and im like mom i didnt do it ****er lieing but she not listen to me and hit me with metal wire and im liek ****IN BITCH!AND HEAD BUTT HER WITH MY HELMET anyway now i has to move to some place ALL BECUZ THE GREEN ONE DOES NOT TASTE LIKE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!