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madmax

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what can make someone who lifts weghts unique from other weight trainers?
« on: January 30, 2009, 05:16:08 PM »
most hardcore lifters are willing to take pain and lift heavyweight so how can i make myself unique and standout?
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Re: what can make someone who lifts weghts unique from other weight trainers?
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2009, 05:21:05 PM »
Quote from: madmax on January 30, 2009, 05:16:08 PM
most hardcore lifters are willing to take pain and lift heavyweight so how can i make myself unique and standout?

When you raise your arms up high, scream in a high pitch.....and when your arms are low scream in a low growl. it's the latest thing from America.
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Re: what can make someone who lifts weghts unique from other weight trainers?
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2009, 05:23:43 PM »
do american lifters really wear beanie hats and tapout shirts to the gym and atare at people as if they are going to kill htem or is that a silly stereotype
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Re: what can make someone who lifts weghts unique from other weight trainers?
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2009, 05:28:06 PM »
4 ears?
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Re: what can make someone who lifts weghts unique from other weight trainers?
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2009, 05:29:19 PM »
Go into the gym with Cowboy boots and a Cowboy hat, wearing a fluorescent speedo.


It's what I do!
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Re: what can make someone who lifts weghts unique from other weight trainers?
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2009, 05:30:12 PM »
13 fingers?
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Re: what can make someone who lifts weghts unique from other weight trainers?
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2009, 05:35:08 PM »
Quote from: Groink on January 30, 2009, 05:21:05 PM
When you raise your arms up high, scream in a high pitch.....and when your arms are low scream in a low growl. it's the latest thing from America.
;D
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Re: what can make someone who lifts weghts unique from other weight trainers?
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2009, 05:51:05 PM »
Quote from: madmax on January 30, 2009, 05:16:08 PM
most hardcore lifters are willing to take pain and lift heavyweight so how can i make myself unique and standout?

go to your gym at 530pm and train fully nude. That'll set you apart
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Re: what can make someone who lifts weghts unique from other weight trainers?
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2009, 06:09:10 PM »
Quote from: peroni on January 30, 2009, 05:51:05 PM
go to your gym at 530pm and train fully nude. That'll set you apart
Peroni, Italian beer? I was in Italy a few months back. I think my hotel charged me 8 eusros a beer for Peroni?
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Re: what can make someone who lifts weghts unique from other weight trainers?
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2009, 06:17:54 PM »
Quote from: madmax on January 30, 2009, 05:16:08 PM
most hardcore lifters are willing to take pain and lift heavyweight so how can i make myself unique and standout?

Next time you walk into the gym, flop your dick out and pee around the dumbell rack, the power cage, benches, water fountain and other main areas. What that will do is instantly let everyone know that you are an Alpha male who is simply marking his territory in an inarguable, dominant way. You can also grab any hot female or the receptionist, drag her by the hair to one corner and mate with her, to complement your earlier actions. Just make sure you don't shower for 3 weeks beforehand cause the human perception via smell is often underestimated.
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Re: what can make someone who lifts weghts unique from other weight trainers?
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2009, 06:22:33 PM »
All Nubian
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Re: what can make someone who lifts weghts unique from other weight trainers?
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2009, 06:45:29 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on January 30, 2009, 06:17:54 PM
Next time you walk into the gym, flop your dick out and pee around the dumbell rack, the power cage, benches, water fountain and other main areas. What that will do is instantly let everyone know that you are an Alpha male who is simply marking his territory in an inarguable, dominant way. You can also grab any hot female or the receptionist, drag her by the hair to one corner and mate with her, to complement your earlier actions. Just make sure you don't shower for 3 weeks beforehand cause the human perception via smell is often underestimated.
Judging by the posts/threads MM makes and the way he melts I think its fair to say he is a male with a vagina.
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Re: what can make someone who lifts weghts unique from other weight trainers?
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2009, 07:01:17 PM »
Take your dick out in the squat rack.
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Re: what can make someone who lifts weghts unique from other weight trainers?
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2009, 07:10:10 PM »
introduce yourself to the weights and dumbbells. explain to them that you would like to get to know them better....possibly even start a relationship with them, but you dont want to move too fast.

leave your number at the squat rack and tell it that you had fun and you'd like to see it again sometime.....
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Re: what can make someone who lifts weghts unique from other weight trainers?
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2009, 09:04:17 PM »
Quote from: madmax on January 30, 2009, 05:16:08 PM
most hardcore lifters are willing to take pain and lift heavyweight so how can i make myself unique and standout?

Get a job and support yourself. ;D
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Re: what can make someone who lifts weghts unique from other weight trainers?
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2009, 09:20:55 PM »
Quote from: saucetradomous on January 30, 2009, 06:22:33 PM
All Nubian

Me thinks you spelled this wrong. I don't believe that you are a NUBIAN Mountain of Muscle
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Re: what can make someone who lifts weghts unique from other weight trainers?
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2009, 11:00:48 PM »
Quote from: Groink on January 30, 2009, 05:21:05 PM
When you raise your arms up high, scream in a high pitch.....and when your arms are low scream in a low growl. it's the latest thing from America.
;D

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Re: what can make someone who lifts weghts unique from other weight trainers?
« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2009, 11:18:40 PM »
Quote from: madmax on January 30, 2009, 05:23:43 PM
do american lifters really wear beanie hats and tapout shirts to the gym and atare at people as if they are going to kill htem or is that a silly stereotype
Yes, as they slam The bb down in the squat rack with tens on each side carrying their gym bag and a gallon of piss looking water ::).
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Re: what can make someone who lifts weghts unique from other weight trainers?
« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2009, 11:43:51 PM »
Grappling.
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Re: what can make someone who lifts weghts unique from other weight trainers?
« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2009, 12:01:12 AM »
Don't mistake fat for muscle.
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Re: what can make someone who lifts weghts unique from other weight trainers?
« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2009, 12:28:44 AM »
Quote from: madmax on January 30, 2009, 05:16:08 PM
most hardcore lifters are willing to take pain and lift heavyweight so how can i make myself unique and standout?

Don't you know? It is really simple. Train with right posture, right range of motion, don't cheat in every set, but do all that just right and with the perfect form. After a while they look you like alien, because they haven't see that since Armolds days. Modern bodybuilding is based on heavy use of gear, so it doesn't really matter how you lift, if only you lift something heavy, and that's why you hardly see any correct training in the modern gym. All pros has noticed that they don't need a full range of motion, just heavy load and some motion. Same with the frequency of training, meaning that only when you are on gear, you can train twice a day, every day. If you don't use gear, your recovery time will be days, with gear it is just hours.  So if you want to be different, train correctly even if you are on gear, and you benefit more that the others, who has take a easy way with lot of gear and short range of motion. Or don't train at all, just sit and watch TV, and take a hefty load of gear. Why? Fact is that there has been a study by some american university, where they make a comparison between three group. A. group who train but doesn't use gear, B. group which train and use gear, and C. group which use gear but doesn't train at all. After the study they find out that group C. gain more plain muscle mass than two other groups, because it doesn't waste time for useless training. You have seen some photos of the bulls which have enormous muscles? They doesn't train, just stand on the field and eat. It is just same with the gear: lifting and jumping around just eat a way your mass, and recovery should fix that + more. Take out the lifting and jumping around, and you live in a state of recovery, which is on by the gear anyway...
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Re: what can make someone who lifts weghts unique from other weight trainers?
« Reply #21 on: January 31, 2009, 08:47:51 AM »
Quote from: Parker on January 30, 2009, 09:20:55 PM
Me thinks you spelled this wrong. I don't believe that you are a NUBIAN Mountain of Muscle

Nalbuphine?
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Re: what can make someone who lifts weghts unique from other weight trainers?
« Reply #22 on: January 31, 2009, 08:50:06 AM »
Quote from: madmax on January 30, 2009, 05:16:08 PM
most hardcore lifters are willing to take pain and lift heavyweight so how can i make myself unique and standout?
skin tight size Smedium Affliction or Tap Out shirt, House of pain beanie, American flag baggie pants, headphones blasting Disturbed, Carhartt boots, gym bag with 5 bottles of NOExplode and wrist straps on for any bodypart.
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