Bob Chick was giving hard anal sex to Lee Priest. Then Bob pulled out and Lee got on top. I couldn't tell for sure what was happening, but suddenly it became clear that Lee was taking a big shit on Bob's chest. Then my mom walked in the room and I was terrified and humiliated. I looked down and realized I was naked with an erection. I tried desperately to explain to my mom that I was not gay and Pro Bodybuilding was not a gay pastime, but that I watched these muscley behemoths for inspiration to hit the gym and NO OTHER REASON. I could tell she didn't believe me and I was FREAKING OUT!
Then I woke up in a pool of sweat, my sheets were soaked, and my heart was beating at 100 miles an hour! But I was so glad it was just a dream!
