Q: Why did Jeffery Dahmer keep a blender on his porch?
A: So he could greet everyone with a handshake.
Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, 'How do you spell 'dumb'?” Darla says, “d-u-m-b, dumb.”
The teacher says, “Very good. Now use it in a sentence. ” She responds, “Buckwheat is dumb.”
“Now spell 'stupid'. ” Darla says, “s-t-u-p-i-d.” The teacher says, “Very good. Now use it in a sentence. ” Darla says, “Buckwheat is stupid. ”
Then the teacher call on Buckwheat and asks, “Buckwheat, spell dictate. ” Buckwheat stands up and says, “d-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate.” The teacher says, “Very good. Now use it in the a sentence.”
“I may be dumb and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good!”
