English Women

[Stephano]

Knew someone would say that 

How's these apples (Just 5 places i've been to where there are also 'hot' women) and I still stand by my comment.

1. Prague
2. Paris
3. Brazil
4. Greece
5. Barbados (ratio of women to guys is 3 to 1 hahaha)

I've spent months in Greece and have literally _never_ seen a good looking woman there -- let alone a 'hot' one.  Fucking disgusting.  (I ought to note that I was mostly in the Peloponnese, not near the islands where the tourists hang out.)

Paris and Prague have quality, though.

[nzmusclemonster]

Hahaha surely you jest bro.

I've never had an English girlfirend with bad teeth. But then I wouldn't ask one out hahaha 

I once converted a lesbian named Tony Blair, she was a bit butch, but had decent teeth.

[BigCyp]

I've spent months in Greece and have literally _never_ seen a good looking woman there -- let alone a 'hot' one.  Fucking disgusting.  (I ought to note that I was mostly in the Peloponnese, not near the islands where the tourists hang out.)

Paris and Prague have quality, though.

I'm a bit worried that your standards are so high, that you couldn't find a 'good looking' woman in an entire region 'Stephano', are you sure you weren't looking for the cock?

[Lord Chronos]

Knew someone would say that 

How's these apples (Just 5 places i've been to where there are also 'hot' women) and I still stand by my comment.

1. Prague
2. Paris
3. Brazil
4. Greece
5. Barbados (ratio of women to guys is 3 to 1 hahaha)

Interesting, Paris I would say there are lots of good looking women but of course its a mega city like London with loads of foreigners, hard to tell who is local who is not. Not visited Greece, have been all over the Caribbean and would definitely say English women are better than Caribbean without a doubt. Decent looking women are by far a rarity rather than the norm in the Caribbean.
I think Brazilians are often overated, when they are good they are fantastic but it seems that they have one feature that has gone wrong. Visited over 35 countries so far and would say the eastern European ones I have visited have on average a much higher number of good looking women. Of course all depends on personal taste.

[agenda21nwo]

there were a couple of american lasses in the supermarket a couple of weeks back. probably uni students at a guess. anyway, both weren't much to look at at all. very slim though. now i don't wanna get into any 'our women are hotter than yours' bullshit. but you fellas have way more than your share of munters for you to be calling any country out on their women. you all seem deluded by what you see on the telly and on the big screen as being the norm in real life.

Americans are a deluded brainwashed society.  American women are the fattest in the world.  But they are brainwashed by the idiot box.

[BigCyp]

Interesting, Paris I would say there are lots of good looking women but of course its a mega city like London with loads of foreigners, hard to tell who is local who is not. Not visited Greece, have been all over the Caribbean and would definitely say English women are better than Caribbean without a doubt. Decent looking women are by far a rarity rather than the norm in the Caribbean.
I think Brazilians are often overated, when they are good they are fantastic but it seems that they have one feature that has gone wrong. Visited over 35 countries so far and would say the eastern European ones I have visited have on average a much higher number of good looking women. Of course all depends on personal taste.

The species I encountered every few seconds in Prague were top top top quality 

I once casually mentioned to my wife that "3 out of 10 women in Prague are pretty". 6 years after that comment, and if I ever mention us visiting Prague for a weekend she says "Oh, so you can drool over every third woman???" Like the wound is seconds old hahaha  Women.

[Tapeworm]

The species I encountered every few seconds in Prague were top top top quality 

I once casually mentioned to my wife that "3 out of 10 women in Prague are pretty". 6 years after that comment, and if I ever mention us visiting Prague for a weekend she says "Oh, so you can drool over every third woman???" Like the wound is seconds old hahaha  Women.

Haha yes, Big C!  3/10 isn't 1/3!  A woman does math like a fish rides a bicycle!

[BigCyp]

Haha yes, Big C!  3/10 isn't 1/3!  A woman does math like a fish rides a bicycle!

Exactly!!!!! Getting hitched to an Essex Girl has its downsides too. Trips to Lakeside shopping centre, Nandos and being mathematically unaware are just a few.

[Lord Chronos]

The species I encountered every few seconds in Prague were top top top quality 

I once casually mentioned to my wife that "3 out of 10 women in Prague are pretty". 6 years after that comment, and if I ever mention us visiting Prague for a weekend she says "Oh, so you can drool over every third woman???" Like the wound is seconds old hahaha  Women.

Of the countries I visited in that area Czech is still outstanding, going shortly so will be interesting to compare.

[Lord Chronos]

Exactly!!!!! Getting hitched to an Essex Girl has its downsides too. Trips to Lakeside shopping centre, Nandos and being mathematically unaware are just a few.

Lol Fucking Nando's!

Lakeside is to Essex girls, what Mecca is to Muslims 

[Tapeworm]

Exactly!!!!! Getting hitched to an Essex Girl has its downsides too. Trips to Lakeside shopping centre, Nandos and being mathematically unaware are just a few.

Rubber chicken burger & fries: $20.  That's like a dollar per minute of waiting time.

I was in a Nandos in 2008 and I almost raged out, where the fuck is my overpriced food already, you gouging Portuguese fuckheads!  I'm frightened to go back.  I'll end up in the clink having to blame steroids just to get bail set.

[BigCyp]

Rubber chicken burger & fries: $20.  That's like a dollar per minute of waiting time.

I was in a Nandos in 2008 and I almost raged out, where the fuck is my overpriced food already, you gouging Portuguese fuckheads!  I'm frightened to go back.  I'll end up in the clink having to blame steroids just to get bail set.

Hahhaha classic  What you must remember, is that English people can't compare Nando's to American Fayre like your good self so they are quite satisfied with 500 kcals for £10.

We have a very small family run portugese (actually Maltese) nearby our house, the food is OUTSTANDING. You can get a traditional hanging skewers with real peri sauce, fried maize, home cut chips and salad for £18 and is enough for 2 adults.

Can't beat that shit.

[Hulkotron]

The species I encountered every few seconds in Prague were top top top quality 

I once casually mentioned to my wife that "3 out of 10 women in Prague are pretty". 6 years after that comment, and if I ever mention us visiting Prague for a weekend she says "Oh, so you can drool over every third woman???" Like the wound is seconds old hahaha  Women.

Haha it sounds like you are deep in her head much like Greek pole is deep in the mouth of "Stephano".

[monstermunch]

These are Eastern Europeans, they have that withered 'in my country I was neuroscientist, now I drive cab' look to them.

[Lord Chronos]

These are Eastern Europeans, they have that withered 'in my country I was neuroscientist, now I drive cab' look to them.

Quite an accurate observation.

[Donny]

British bitches love the cock.

But you must do it with the lights off

so you don't see their teeth.

Hope this helps.

coming from a sheep shagger