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Feeling cheated and defeated
« on: February 16, 2014, 01:23:37 AM »
Just finished an application to one of the major banks, financial derivatives related. Anyway, these applications takes a fuckload of time, a couple of hours to make it serious, and then follows a series of tests (like a SAT + iq test) to even get the application sent forth to be considered/read.

Among the shit I had to do: write a 1000 word essay on the next emerging market, same but next market crash/bubble, 500 word essays of why I apply to this homo bank and the said homo section of the bank etc. Ofc on top of sending in CV, Letter, Grades (4.8/5.0), 2 degrees (BSc in physics, BSc in economics).

NOW TO THE INFURIATING PART:

The last and probably only important question on their 14 page homo application:

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"Please state your race/ethnicity/gender/etc"

1. I am a white straight male
2. I am some cross bred hokey pokey/some fucking dyke/some fucking religious nut

This is then followed by a huge outburst of the generic bullshit "we love everyone, female application encouragement programs, hire a chocolate face day etc".
I might have as well just cancelled my application. This final question always results in an angry automated mail sent back with something like "We're sorry that your white supremacist ass can't be employed by us, but we don't care because you are a white man in your 20's which means that you are already way too privileged in every part of your life. We don't want your kind around here --- Sincerely FUCK YOU WHITE MAN"

As a smart white male, you'll get nowhere in this world. Even a place as conservative as the major banks are now applauding diversity, gender equality and all that dyke bullshit we've been cuckolded for the past 20 years. What the fuck is this shit? Why force every fucking branch of society to handle multi culturalism and heterogenous groups?

Am I alone feeling this? This is truly the era of the dykes, commies, mongrels and other halfwits. The white alpha male will have died out in a decade or so, replaced by skinnyfat guys reciting philosophy during poetry assemblies drinking green tea and recycling for a better world.

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Re: Feeling cheated and defeated
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2014, 01:28:34 AM »
This rant is completely justified.

I see it where I live but I actually benefit from it sometimes.

I realize it's still bullshit though.

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Re: Feeling cheated and defeated
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2014, 02:52:19 AM »
Wise the fuck up, grow some balls and start your own business (don't matter how little or small), learn to sell, apply same dedication you do with your training to you business and get out of the fucking rat race, NO EXCUSES![/color]

Lol yeah ofc, hang on I'll start my own bank and sell quantitative models.  ::)

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Re: Feeling cheated and defeated
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2014, 03:09:33 AM »
Why don't you show him the way Junior??? ::)

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Re: Feeling cheated and defeated
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2014, 03:37:43 AM »
You do realize this is a bodybuilding forum right?

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Re: Feeling cheated and defeated
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2014, 03:40:39 AM »
That info is to be used only for statistical purposes not hiring decision. That's illegal. Sometimes you can decline that.

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Re: Feeling cheated and defeated
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2014, 03:43:32 AM »
That info is to be used only for statistical purposes not hiring decision. That's illegal. Sometimes you can decline that.

It should be an option to always decline it. Although they may use that against you.

I've seen it used for hiring. Complete bullshit.

You should see what aboriginals get away with in the province I live.

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Re: Feeling cheated and defeated
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2014, 03:44:30 AM »
That info is to be used only for statistical purposes not hiring decision. That's illegal. Sometimes you can decline that.

Ofc you can tick in "I prefer not to answer" but that equals "I'm a white male with no special needs, religion etc"

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Re: Feeling cheated and defeated
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2014, 03:46:32 AM »
Ofc you can tick in "I prefer not to answer" but that equals "I'm a white male with no special needs, religion etc"

Maybe check two or more races and if questioned say well my great great grandpa was native or Hebrew or smurf or something.

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Re: Feeling cheated and defeated
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2014, 03:47:12 AM »
Yeah good luck with trying to call the shots and dictate the agenda to your future employer, way to guarantee you never get the job.  ::)

He needs to see the bigger picture which is that in corporate life this shit and the stench of it is going to follow him around his entire carear.

I would never work for anyone other than myself in a million years.



  

Are you Jewish. Serious question because that is a philosophy they abide by.

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Re: Feeling cheated and defeated
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2014, 03:50:17 AM »
Yeah good luck with trying to call the shots and dictate the agenda to your future employer, way to guarantee you never get the job.  ::)

He needs to see the bigger picture which is that in corporate life this shit and the stench of it is going to follow him around his entire carear.

I would never work for anyone other than myself in a million years.[/
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Is it because you are above us average peons??? ::)

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Re: Feeling cheated and defeated
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2014, 03:53:58 AM »
Not Jewish, but the Jews do a lot of things right and know what they are doing when it comes to money etc, smart people.



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Re: Feeling cheated and defeated
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2014, 04:25:02 AM »
Yes off course I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth right? Or maybe it was daddy's inheritance I got gifted.

Nothing to do with the fact that I worked in McDonald's at weekends when I was 16 years old.

Nothing to do with the fact that at 21 (after Uni when I couldn't get the job I wanted)  I ended up working for £5.50 an hour in a smelly call center in Old Street and still managing to clearing checks for £6-7K a month on commission earned through sheer tenacity, persistence and drive and gift of the gab.

Nothing to do with the fact that I used to work from 8.00am in the morning to 9.00am at night Mon-Fri and 10.am to 4.pm Saturdays while everyone else would do regular 9 to 5 Monday to Friday and go get drunk every night.

Nothing to do with the fact that within 6 months I became the Top Sales Person in the UK for my firm and got my face in the industry papers and attracted attention from other companies.

Nothing to do with getting headhunted as a result and ending up at a rival firm and eventually working my way up to sales director.

Nothing do with the fact that I fucked my old company over and stole their database and started my own company and hired all the top sales people (who were my friends anyway) and stuck a dagger through their heart without thinking twice.

Machiavelli would have shat himself if he ever met me.

Yes you are right, nothing to with dedication, nothing to do with sheer drive and ambition, nothing to do with work ethic, nothing to do with having balls, taking big risks , nothing to do with monster ambition.


"Obsessed is just a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated"


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UJ admitting to felony fraud and grand theft in epic self-loving post.

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Re: Feeling cheated and defeated
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2014, 04:30:35 AM »

Yeah well the company I am speaking of doesn't exist anymore, so I am not remotely concerned and even if it did I still wouldn't have cared. 


Does criminal culpability disappear when the victim ceases to exist in the UK? That would be very helpful in a murder trial.

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Re: Feeling cheated and defeated
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2014, 04:35:23 AM »

Yeah well the company I am speaking of doesn't exist anymore, so I am not remotely concerned and even if it did I still wouldn't have cared. 


A 2 billion pound firm ceases to exist?????

What'd you do....run them out of business??? ::)

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Re: Feeling cheated and defeated
« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2014, 04:37:51 AM »
If you were so smart as you say so, faggit, then you would a) Know and exploit a market niche that has yet to get exploited and made profit off.. b) Build yourself a great % account, no matter what your net worth is and find yourself some investors.. or c), the stupidest of the most intelligent-est, find good contacts to put you in a good ''director'' position whatever that means.. Good luck to survive, bro

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Re: Feeling cheated and defeated
« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2014, 04:45:30 AM »

They got bought out by private equity firm after I left.

That, sadly, qualifies as "ceasing to exist" in any meaningful way. Once PE gets in there, they carve out the profit until nothing is left. They are the remora of finance.

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Re: Feeling cheated and defeated
« Reply #17 on: February 16, 2014, 04:45:37 AM »

Yeah well the company I am speaking of doesn't exist anymore, so I am not remotely concerned and even if it did I still wouldn't have cared.  


Oh, you used to work for Pell and Bale?

They had the Cauldwell contract
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Re: Feeling cheated and defeated
« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2014, 05:04:39 AM »
Yes mate I started off at Pell & Bales in telesales in Old Street and then I got job direct with Caudwell in field sales which was across the road on Commercial Street...haha small world.

Hehe, the company I worked for at the time done IT support for most of the companies in there. We also done the system you used to make the calls. Can't remember the name now  >:(

Legend or something like that.

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Re: Feeling cheated and defeated
« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2014, 05:46:40 AM »
Here you go Uncle Junior. You fucking conceited fag.  ::)