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Re: I fucked the real life Polly Pocket!
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2014, 10:18:29 AM »
Arnt doing much here to dispel the myth of ugly British women, Junior
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Re: I fucked the real life Polly Pocket!
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2014, 10:20:35 AM »
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Re: I fucked the real life Polly Pocket!
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2014, 10:21:45 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on February 18, 2014, 10:18:29 AM
Arnt doing much here to dispel the myth of ugly British women, Junior

Yeah, myth  :P
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Re: I fucked the real life Polly Pocket!
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2014, 10:23:12 AM »
Good looking dude.
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Re: I fucked the real life Polly Pocket!
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2014, 10:26:01 AM »
not something you should admit to.
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Re: I fucked the real life Polly Pocket!
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2014, 10:37:28 AM »
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Re: I fucked the real life Polly Pocket!
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2014, 10:56:42 AM »
Who is that ugly piece of shit? ^^^^^^^
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Re: I fucked the real life Polly Pocket!
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2014, 10:57:24 AM »
Fuck she's ugly as a mother fucker, yes I'm British saying you that.  Trust me americanos not all British women look like that
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Re: I fucked the real life Polly Pocket!
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2014, 10:59:06 AM »
Quote from: smoothasf on February 18, 2014, 10:57:24 AM
Fuck she's ugly as a mother fucker, yes I'm British saying you that.  Trust me americanos not all British women look like that

Best English women are the foreign ones, with the odd, rare, exception.

And yes, the real life polly pocket is a complete dog.
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Re: I fucked the real life Polly Pocket!
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2014, 11:05:38 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Junior on February 18, 2014, 11:02:37 AM
Dude she was spotty 15/16 year old in that pic.....cast your mind back to when you were 16, I am sure you dated super models back then stud

Not talking about Polly my nigga...talking about the Ironmeister remake!
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Re: I fucked the real life Polly Pocket!
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2014, 11:06:18 AM »
Depends on the body, face is often overrated.

Just look at T-Dongz  ;D
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Re: I fucked the real life Polly Pocket!
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2014, 11:09:57 AM »
Not allowed to say N I G G A on this site? Even in an affectionate and loving way....

That sucks.
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Re: I fucked the real life Polly Pocket!
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2014, 11:15:39 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Junior on February 18, 2014, 11:11:42 AM
Bro I was quoting Smoothasf not you! lol

Fair play amigo. So, do you still see Polly today?
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Re: I fucked the real life Polly Pocket!
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2014, 11:16:37 AM »
Lol if my wife was stood next to her they wouldn't even look like the same species.
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Re: I fucked the real life Polly Pocket!
« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2014, 11:18:55 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Junior on February 18, 2014, 11:17:56 AM


No she hates me, I cheated on her with one of her best friends (another fucking Sarah) and then they ganged up on me ever since, she still blocks me on facebook and ignored me in the school reunion.......fucking let it go man, was when I was 16 for fucks sake but some birds are like that.

Your better off
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Re: I fucked the real life Polly Pocket!
« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2014, 11:23:47 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Junior on February 18, 2014, 11:17:56 AM


No she hates me, I cheated on her with one of her best friends (another fucking Sarah) and then they ganged up on me ever since, she still blocks me on facebook and ignored me in the school reunion.......fucking let it go man, was when I was 16 for fucks sake but some birds are like that.
Polley = Bikini Slut?
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Re: I fucked the real life Polly Pocket!
« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2014, 11:25:17 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Junior on February 18, 2014, 11:17:56 AM


No she hates me, I cheated on her with one of her best friends (another fucking Sarah) and then they ganged up on me ever since, she still blocks me on facebook and ignored me in the school reunion.......fucking let it go man, was when I was 16 for fucks sake but some birds are like that.

Nothing worse than a woman scorned! I had some screaming fights with my last gf over the most trivial shit but she never forgave me when I chose to work the day her dog died!....
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Re: I fucked the real life Polly Pocket!
« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2014, 11:34:39 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Junior on February 18, 2014, 11:28:40 AM
Haha no Bikini is way hot....wayyyy hot...although the girl I cheated with (Sarah) she was Canadian too, don't know what it is always had a thing for Canadians, I had 3 Canadian girlfriends in my life and they were all fucking tigresses in bed, Bikini is no...........fuck I should stop....sometimes I get carried away and forget i'm under oath...lol



I hate to break it to you, BS is a man.
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Re: I fucked the real life Polly Pocket!
« Reply #19 on: February 18, 2014, 11:43:03 AM »
Quite the dork UJ aren't you only just noticed. Try and aim higher though dude :)
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Re: I fucked the real life Polly Pocket!
« Reply #20 on: February 18, 2014, 11:45:26 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Junior on February 18, 2014, 11:28:40 AM
Haha no Bikini is way hot....wayyyy hot...although the girl I cheated with (Sarah) she was Canadian too, don't know what it is always had a thing for Canadians, I had 3 Canadian girlfriends in my life and they were all fucking tigresses in bed, Bikini is no...........fuck I should stop....sometimes I get carried away and forget i'm under oath...lol
We will keep it quiet so Bikini slut doesnt find out.
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Re: I fucked the real life Polly Pocket!
« Reply #21 on: February 18, 2014, 11:46:09 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Junior on February 18, 2014, 10:09:51 AM

You guys lie a lot about the girls you get, but I really get the girls, started from a young age:

"Polly Pocket" is a very famous doll/toy that has sold millions worldwide similar to the Barbie Doll.

I went to school (when I was 16) with a girl who's father was the inventor/owner of the "Polly Pocket" doll.

The father's inspiration for the "Polly Pocket" came from her daughter Kate who the "Polly Pocket" was based/created on.

I dated and fucked Kate many times during lunch break and after school in an old empty building we used to call the "squat".

I fucked the real life "Polly Pocket". How many people can claim that!

This is Polly Pocket (one of the very originals that Kate gave me), must be worth a lot now and this is me and Kate aka "Polly".

I get the girls.

Your PROUD of the chick in the pic????



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