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Re: I'm a machine in Chicago
« Reply #25 on: February 21, 2014, 10:50:36 PM »
One more thing, world's population is BOOMING, stinky pussy and all.
Well, no one ever accused men of having standards. They'll fuck watermelons or housepets if there's nothing else available, even each other
after all, they even shove it up your smelly butts
but for oral sex, at the very least, it's repulsive and don't be surprised if no one goes down there if you stink like stale piss and rotting placenta


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dick and balls can get quite funky too my friend

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Re: I'm a machine in Chicago
« Reply #26 on: February 21, 2014, 10:51:08 PM »
ahh I see, looking to troll
no but
judging by your last 2posts
your twat smells
and I hate smelly people
bye

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Re: I'm a machine in Chicago
« Reply #27 on: February 21, 2014, 10:55:24 PM »
Let me explain the difference between douching and cleaning.

Douching can involve soap, or any other chemical substance that is normally used to clean external living tissue, i.e. skin.

Cleaning is as simple as directing a shower hose towards the inside of your vagina. I was seeing someone last year who had a snake-like hose that could be attached to a shower nozzle and hung about knee-length, which she used for that very purpose. Never had an infection or any other problem and her hygiene was excellent.

The idea that cleaning your vagina is in any way unhealthy is like saying cleaning your mouth or your rectum is. Complete myth. And for guys who might be unfortunate enough to find themselves within breathing distance of something as moist and fluid-producing as a woman's genitalia, I sure as hell hope most women don't believe in it.

Doesn't everyone do a thorough scrub of the nether regions? Sometimes there's not much some people can do...due to diet, genetics, etc.

I know my brand can vary depending on different factors

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Re: I'm a machine in Chicago
« Reply #28 on: February 21, 2014, 10:56:58 PM »
Doesn't everyone do a thorough scrub of the nether regions? Sometimes there's not much some people can do...due to diet, genetics, etc.

I know my brand can vary depending on different factors
Scrubbing the outside is what most people do, I assume
but since you have an internal organ, that's where the action is
gotta rinse that out too
if you don't want to, that's up to you
but consider that I'm male, and I have a rectum
and I rinse that out every day, in addition to cleaning the surface of it after every bowel movement
with soap, I might add
and my butt is just fine after 15 years of doing this
so logically so would a vagina, and that's been my anecdotal experience with them
but your mileage may vary, I guess it doesn't matter to me either way

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Re: I'm a machine in Chicago
« Reply #29 on: February 21, 2014, 10:57:17 PM »
In depth discussion among getbig's female posters about female hygiene...

Erry body want a get fucked but no one want a smelly va-jay-jay.

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Re: I'm a machine in Chicago
« Reply #30 on: February 21, 2014, 10:57:50 PM »
BUT since going down on a woman is one of the most enjoyable activities
it sucks when it's ruined by the smell of spoiled french dairy products
that's all

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Re: I'm a machine in Chicago
« Reply #31 on: February 21, 2014, 10:58:57 PM »
In depth discussion among getbig's female posters about female hygiene...

Erry body want a get fucked but no one want a smelly va-jay-jay.
well we have to switch things up a bit between your posts about the deficit
and rich piano's new cars
this is technically a miscellaneous forum

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Re: I'm a machine in Chicago
« Reply #32 on: February 21, 2014, 11:01:23 PM »
well we have to switch things up a bit between your posts about the deficit
and rich piano's new cars
this is technically a miscellaneous forum

ROFL!!!  ;D


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Re: I'm a machine in Chicago
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Re: I'm a machine in Chicago
« Reply #34 on: February 21, 2014, 11:10:21 PM »
vaginas are more complex apparati than penises
they're more difficult to stimulate
have a mood of their own
and more purposes than just sex
so it follows their maintenance is just as elaborate
you can't just take a shower, rub the loofa on it for a few seconds, and go out for a date
because shit man
that stuff is potent

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Re: I'm a machine in Chicago
« Reply #35 on: February 21, 2014, 11:11:37 PM »
vaginas are more complex apparati than penises
they're more difficult to stimulate
have a mood of their own
and more purposes than just sex
so it follows their maintenance is just as elaborate
you can't just take a shower, rub the loofa on it for a few seconds, and go out for a date
because shit man
that stuff is potent

Adam Corolla said how a Vagina is like a finely tuned Steinway Piano, and a penis is more like an old work truck... lol