Tough Mudder/GoRuck/Pretend Military Operations= for Morons.

[Mr Nobody]

GR Selection is a 48+ hour torture session. 


I might try next year - not sure - so far ita less than 10% pass rate

Why don't you sign up for active duty if you like this stuff so much.

[Palpatine Q]

STFU - yourself - either sign up or resign yourself to a few bicep curls and leg extensions 

I know guys that BASE jump...funny not one of them calls me a "pussy" because I havent done it.


You really are a special breed of asshole  

Can you imagine getting off of a plane and as you pass the crew the Captain says..."Hahaha...you couldnt even get this thing off the ground"  

[CalvinH]

Why don't you sign up for active duty if you like this stuff so much.

Wasn't he already a Navy Seal

[Mr Nobody]

Wasn't he already a Navy Seal

Not sure.

[Palpatine Q]

Too old.  

Either way - have had many many many good experiences so far.   The last heavy I did was a true MOFO.   I trained for months for it and I still was a complete mess by the end of t

But yet we are "pussies" because we cant do it without training 

[Palpatine Q]

Damn how short are you....LOLOLOL.

epic no one gives a fuck meltdown.

[eldoradospandex]

Can you imagine getting off of a plane and as you pass the crew the Captain says..."Hahaha...you couldnt even get this thing off the ground"  

hahaha

These pseudo military things are just LARPing (pretending to be wizards and shit) for douchebags

totally hardcore and tubular dude, carrying around a bag full of bricks for no reason

I know it tests your limits but I don't want to know what my limit for withstanding running around for two days with a bunch of bricks for fuck all reason is because thats retarded

[ESFitness]

The "Tough Mudder" type stuff is a personal thing for TA, as his brother regularly 'competes' in them with his friends.

most likely his brother has never invited TA to participate with him and this causes TA great resentment.

[Palpatine Q]

Difference is that those tossing barbs are too fat and out of shape to try it than those doing it. 

Groink / TA - whoever - they wont step up.  Why?  Cause if they tried GR HEAVY - they are faced w 1 of 2 options - Fail like they will.  Or in the unlik;ey chance thwy they pass- come back and describe hat they went through


Going in a gym and doing 1 hour of weights is easy even for a mid aged housewife. 

99% of the people on this site are scared shit of actually being put to the test.  I get it.  Groink and TA would drop in an 1-2 hours best.  Just how it is 

no, I won't do it because I don't want to.

if I wanted to... I would do the same exact thing that you did. I would train for it, and be very good at it. You seem to think you have some fucking magical skills because you got in cardio shape

[Nomad]

Um - you do.   you and I both know that 10 minutes of any type of physical activity straight and you are done.  Just how it is.  Fuck - even 1-0 minutes doing Sweating to the Oldies and you are on the floor panting for help.  

Can you do 800 meters run wo dying - no  

Can you do 30 burpees wo needing a medic - no

Can you do 12 miles ruck w 40lbs pack - 3 hrs - no

Can you do 100 push ups - no

can you do 15 pull ups - no  

Can you do 5 legit pull ups?   CSWOL will own you on that

STFU w the bloofy bloated bs,  only fags care about that nonsense.  

Whats the point of doing this extensive cardio training when you are not a pro athlete and not part of any sf groups? Especially the rucking part...if you really like to do it for your own enjoyment that's cool. But when you repeatedly throw it in peoples face then why are you doing this activity in the first place.

[_aj_]

I've been training for the 48-hour GOFAP. It's been grueling.

[ProudVirgin69]

Some of the stuff Soul Crusher does sounds brutal, and he's probably the best-conditioned person on here.  I guess it is "pointless" but you could say the same about dieting for a bodybuilding show or running a marathon. 

People don't do that stuff for the trophy... it's to test themselves

[AD2100]

Why did the retarded kid delete his posts?

[_bruce_]

If you like it, go for it. I wouldn't do it but being in such shape can have its merits.
People love to brag when they've accomplished something they deem important - let them have their 15 minutes.

[headhuntersix]

Its no worse then a recreational softball league or golf....if it was golf nobody would say a thing. The guy thinks this is fun, its definitely challenging and good overall cardio.

[LurkerNoMore]

Why did the retarded kid delete his posts?

HAHA!