So what am I suppose to say when my plus sized girl friend wakes me up to a stack of pancakes? Disappoint her and say "No, sorry, I'm trying to stay lean"....
Fuck that, no sir...
No...say, "baby, lemme cook up some breakfast for us, I want to do something special for you, but I want to go for a long walk with you to show you off, first."
Did you lie? Possibly
But....
-snuck in some cardio for your plus size gf
-avoided pancakes
-now have a healthy meal masquerading as doing something nice for your gf
