Chaos on suicide watch - I can see the headlines right before me.
"Tall, well ankle'd man, gets into deadly altercation over insensitive job offer to border-line American couple"
Reuters reports that a middle aged heavily tattoo'd man was killed by a flying lawnmower blade that hit him out of nowhere. Eye witnesses further stated that when the metal object hit the man's swollen lower extremities a pop similar to that of a tractor tire could be heard within a five mile radius.
True cause of death is still gauged by local mechanics.
