I was born with a terrible deformity in my right hand - it is withered and rolled in on itself and useless. I ordered MI40 hoping that it would mend the hole that has grown in my soul over the years.
When the package arrived, I opened it with my left hand and began to realize there was a strange tingling sensation in my right hand! Suddenly it rushed forth through my entire body. When it hit my head I saw God!
When this sensation ended, I looked at my old dead hand and, lo and behold, it was still deformed.
But the MI40 package looks really nice.