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El Diablo Blanco

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Do you crack one off with your pet in the same room?
« on: March 13, 2014, 08:26:21 AM »
I can't do it.  I always send the little guy out of the room before lotioning up.  For some reason it just doesn't seem right to do it with him in there.
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Tito24

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Re: Do you crack one off with your pet in the same room?
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2014, 08:30:38 AM »
hahaha me the same
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Re: Do you crack one off with your pet in the same room?
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2014, 08:32:48 AM »
What else do you think gets me all excited? ???
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Re: Do you crack one off with your pet in the same room?
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2014, 08:33:35 AM »
No way.
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Re: Do you crack one off with your pet in the same room?
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2014, 08:33:43 AM »
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Re: Do you crack one off with your pet in the same room?
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2014, 08:36:37 AM »
Yes, but the dog's face can't be in my line of sight. If he's walking around or something like that, forget it.
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Re: Do you crack one off with your pet in the same room?
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2014, 08:40:21 AM »
What?  No!
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Re: Do you crack one off with your pet in the same room?
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2014, 08:40:29 AM »
fucking cats are worse, they just fucking stare , makes you fucking uncomfortable  , worse then rubbing one out at church before sunday mass
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Re: Do you crack one off with your pet in the same room?
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2014, 08:41:45 AM »
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Re: Do you crack one off with your pet in the same room?
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2014, 08:57:04 AM »
All the time. They are all over the fucking place.
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Re: Do you crack one off with your pet in the same room?
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2014, 08:59:02 AM »
No - I have a thoroughbred racehorse and he'd just get penis envy
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Re: Do you crack one off with your pet in the same room?
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2014, 09:13:02 AM »
A real Getbigger would do it even if his 5yo daughter was there. The cat is just lucky I'm not fast enough to catch it when I feel like shooting a load.
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Re: Do you crack one off with your pet in the same room?
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2014, 09:22:08 AM »
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Re: Do you crack one off with your pet in the same room?
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2014, 09:23:32 AM »
Quote from: MORTALCOIL on March 13, 2014, 09:13:02 AM
A real Getbigger would do it even if his 5yo daughter was there. The cat is just lucky I'm not fast enough to catch it when I feel like shooting a load.

 >:(

If you said that to my face even as a joke I'd bitch slap you...not funny in any shape or form.
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Re: Do you crack one off with your pet in the same room?
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2014, 09:26:29 AM »
Quote from: Skorp1o on March 13, 2014, 09:23:32 AM
>:(

If you said to my face even as a joke I'd bitch slap you...not funny in any shape or form.
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Re: Do you crack one off with your pet in the same room?
« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2014, 09:28:50 AM »
I cant crack one off....   but, I can practice my posing   
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Re: Do you crack one off with your pet in the same room?
« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2014, 10:51:46 AM »
Quote from: MORTALCOIL on March 13, 2014, 09:13:02 AM
A real Getbigger would do it even if his 5yo daughter was there. The cat is just lucky I'm not fast enough to catch it when I feel like shooting a load.

fuck you  >:(
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Re: Do you crack one off with your pet in the same room?
« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2014, 10:55:59 AM »

i feel like God is watching me if i do. :D
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