People are sick

[BigCyp]

could have been a woman

If it was a woman, strip her naked and send her to shizzos house soaked in vodka. Once he come around after fainting at seeing tits in real life she will be in trouble

[latiuss]

If it was a woman, strip her naked and send her to shizzos house soaked in vodka. Once he come around after fainting at seeing tits in real life she will be in trouble

 LoL  soaked in vodka

[hench]

Alan rickman as the sherriff of nottingham likes cutting hearts out with spoons, were you inspired?

I love this

[Tapeworm]

Alan rickman as the sherriff of nottingham likes cutting hearts out with spoons, were you inspired?

Prince of accents.

[Knooger]

did anyone died?

For us bitches?

[visualizeperfection]

For us bitches?

[38-26-40]

Alan rickman as the sherriff of nottingham likes cutting hearts out with spoons, were you inspired?

I love a protective man

[Tapeworm]

That's a great looking something-or-other.  Superb craftsmanship.

[Knooger]

That's a great looking something-or-other.  Superb craftsmanship.

Ashtray, that's a really nice ashtray.

[visualizeperfection]

Ashtray, that's a really nice ashtray.

its a "valet"

[Ken Fresno]

 

http://www.kwqc.com/story/25060066/razor-blades-injure-2-year-old-in-east-moline?clienttype=generic&smartdevicecgbypass

Authorities in East Moline say they found around a dozen razor blades glued to playground equipment this afternoon at Millennium Park on Archer Drive in East Moline. Police say a two-year-old child was injured with a cut on his hand.

"I've seen a lot of things, but not razor blades glued to equipment at a park," said Lieutenant Brian Foltz, who has been with the East Moline Police Department for almost 20 years.

He says police responded to Millennium Park at around 12:45 PM.

"East Moline parks are safe, but it's just a bad situation, bad instance where somebody, or maybe a group of kids, I don't know who did this, but figured this would be a fun prank to do," he said.  

The boy's father treated him at home, and went with police to the park, where they say they found and removed around a dozen razor blades glued onto park equipment with a white, putty-like substance. The evidence remains visible.

Parents say they're surprised to see this kind of vandalism.

"It's something I can look out for now, if ever I'm here," Ty Langley said. "We just kind of think about them swinging on the swing set or, you know, climbing the monkey bars. Don't really think about razor blades."

Police say they're investigating the incident. They went back to Millennium Park at around 5 PM, double-checking the scene. They say they also looked at the rest of East Moline's parks.
    
"We wanted to check out, just to make sure, and so far, we have not found anything else in any of the parks."

Police say there have been other vandalism-type incidents recently, and are asking neighbors to keep an eye out for anything unusual at area parks. Anyone with any information is asked to contact Crime Stoppers.

The kids probably got pissed with the "bartendaz" and other similar parolees swinging about on their park and decided to take matters in to their own hands.

[Tapeworm]

its a "valet"

Lol, I guess at some level of wealth people no longer just hand you shit.  They present it to you in a little tray?  "Your supposit'ry, sir."

[visualizeperfection]

Lol, I guess at some level of wealth people no longer just hand you shit.  They present it to you in a little tray?  "Your supposit'ry, sir."

nah

lol its just called a valet.

or a key caddy or accessory valet etc. its for keys and chance cuff-links condoms prescription painkillers plan b pills chloroform anal beads etc.

[Knooger]

nah

lol its just called a valet.

or a key caddy or accessory valet etc. its for keys and chance cuff-links condoms prescription painkillers plan b pills chloroform anal beads etc.

I read this post and immediately jerked off into an ashtray.

[Tapeworm]

nah

lol its just called a valet.

or a key caddy or accessory valet etc. its for keys and chance cuff-links condoms prescription painkillers plan b pills chloroform anal beads etc.

Your bathroom sounds like a great place to spend a lost weekend bro.

[visualizeperfection]

I read this post and immediately jerked off into an ashtray.

did you use the little cut out designed to secure cigarettes?