No disrespect to the Adonis principles, or gal's philosophy...
But I think uncle joon's cash for chunkers program is the best fit for me
You ready to prostate yourself at Joons feet & give up your principles for the mighty Daddies dollar?
If so, roll right up.
Payees do need to submit to regular one on one live private video shows. He eases you into these but dont be taken aback when 2 armed mafioso turn up at your door with a bunny suit with a poop chute.
Team Joon is now recruiting. There will be a membership fee but the good news is that he pays members that fee. Membership levels are.
1 - ignore my obvious bullshit, $100 per month
2 - reply nicely to my posts, $200 per month
3 - Full bitch, $500 per month
4 - lifestyle changer, $5k per lifestyle change
5 - pretend girlfriend, $10k per month plus perks
6 - dont tell my dad, (fee available on request with proof of ownership of pater's id)
Members should apply via
www.shizzonion.com
