my only guess is that he's a media invention, designed by the people that run canada, so that everyone is watching him while French ships are secretly removing maple syrup and moose whatever resources Canada actually has.
I seriously wondered that myself... not a media invention tho,
...but he keeps popping up every time some serious poo is hitting the fan.
And every time I see the mass media distraction poo fest ...especially when back-to-back-to-back like this...
I can't help but wonder what the heck is going down that they don't want us to see. What's the real story?
