Nothing will sooth this pain.Fantastic! I hereby accept your offer to be my personal chef at no cost (i.e. charity). Thank you Adonis. A plane ticket and antibiotics will arrive to you shortly via next day air mail.
Christ not another Junior gimmick, throwing money at it.
We've all seen Junior's posts. It's subpar material. That is probably the worst fucking insult you've ever hurled my way Simon. I'm a bit hurt. I think I'll leave the office now.