A man walks into the bathroom and discovers next to him at the urinal a little dude. Out of the corner of his eye he notices the size of the little guys dick. So the guy says, How did you get such a large dick? Well, I'm a leprechaun. What? the guys says Yep, you heard me, the little man replied
As the man turns to walk away he thinks, Man that's a big dick So he turns to the little dude and says what do i have to do to get a dick like that?
You don't want to know
Tell me I want to know. the man says.
Well, take your pants down and let me fuck you in the ass.
The guy says, "No way in hell. As he walks out he considers the leprechaun's deal and decides that he really wants a big dick so he went back.
As the little dude was fucking him in the ass he asked, How old are you?
30 the man replied.
And you still believe in leprechauns?
