WTF is with this pose. Slightly tilted forward, so the goods are visible from behind. How porno can you get. Tasteless, classless and borderline obscene. Does such provocative behaviour belong in public on stage? 
Lawd have mercy! We agree on something!

Or are you joking and I was once again fooled by your rapier like wit?!!!

Regardless, I do agree with your words quoted above.