Author Topic: ESFitness threw me down a flight of stairs [concrete]  (Read 699 times)

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ESFitness threw me down a flight of stairs [concrete]
« on: June 22, 2014, 05:44:01 AM »
He said that it was my "final warning".

The incident occurred last night. I refused to cooperate with the ambulance people or with the police that had been called to scene.

I had accidentally made eye contact with ESFitness in the food court at the mall. It won't happen again. I'm going to start limiting the amount of time that I spend in public places.

I had a friend drive me to the hospital. I told the doctor in the ER that I had been mountain climbing and that I had "slipped". I was looking down at the floor as I spoke. I couldn't bring myself to look the doctor in the eye.

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Re: ESFitness threw me down a flight of stairs [concrete]
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2014, 10:46:58 PM »
nonsense.

I probably would've just choked you unconscious and removed your pants and let you wake up naked from the waist down in a public place to teach you a lesson.

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Re: ESFitness threw me down a flight of stairs [concrete]
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2014, 04:55:50 AM »
nonsense.

I probably would've just choked you unconscious and removed your pants and let you wake up naked from the waist down in a public place to teach you a lesson.

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Re: ESFitness threw me down a flight of stairs [concrete]
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2014, 05:03:13 AM »
A friend of mine bought a pack of guitar strings from ESFitness for $50!!! I think he's been stitched up

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Re: ESFitness threw me down a flight of stairs [concrete]
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2014, 05:04:23 AM »
A friend of mine bought a pack of guitar strings from ESFitness for $50!!! I think he's been stitched up

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Re: ESFitness threw me down a flight of stairs [concrete]
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2014, 05:06:48 AM »
Esfitness gives plenty of chances and you just ran out of rope hotshot.