Sickness/flu just hit me like a truck

[visualizeperfection]

A plane with a bath?

Oh Simon let us not get lost in semantics.

I always get uppity mexisluts make fun of me because I hate saying restroom and always say bathroom.

Don't make me have unprotected sex with you in the same manner I do them.

[Bertha Butt]

I feel better already. 

Drank 1 gallon of water and ate 3 cloves of garlic today... believe me, the stuff works! 

Fuck OTC meds and doctors.

Wow! Three hole cloves? 
Never come eat at our place. When I cook, I use whole bulbs for one meal, not just some cloves. Pfff, sissy...

[Bertha Butt]

This girl accidentally sneezed on me at work, she was really beautiful though so I inhaled.

Teehee!

Phreak and I had a romatic conversation. He opened his mouth to say something, when I had a very sudden, yet very powerfull sneeze, right in his mouth.
I think he got back at me when he brought me a norovirus home from India...

[Roger Bacon]

Sometimes I feel like I love you more than real bacon.

10/10

Thanks, I feel the exact same way about you stud.

Teehee!

Phreak and I had a romatic conversation. He opened his mouth to say something, when I had a very sudden, yet very powerfull sneeze, right in his mouth.
I think he got back at me when he brought me a norovirus home from India...

haha... Sometimes those sneezes just instantaneously explode. 

My cousin went to India, he ended up using a public restroom in New Delhi, and they had to cut off his leg.