It's best to let the subtle poetry of these posts wash over you without too much contemplation.
finally. someone understand me.
i'm like the anti anabolic halo
what i was obviously asking for was a solution to make the farts STOP
it was a little joke in the end about making the farts louder
PS all that really did happen with my neighbor and him thinking they were fake
yesterday was my cheat day i ate
6 eggs and a pint of ben and jerrys for breakfast with white toast
milk shake on the road to beach
did some pushups and pullups on the board walk before i went to hit on girls even though i was with some girl. she gets me though and she knows when she looks in my eyes that I KNOW that SHE KNOWS.
ate chipotle on the way back to the house then cooked up ravioli with lots of steak and shrimp stir fry no joke 30 oz of steak i kicked the girl away by then
ordered a large pizza half peppersoni half hawaiin at 10pm ate the whole thing
ate a few ice cream bars and a bag of pretzels
u can say i just carb loaded. and i took yesterday off clen too so today i am fucking revved up (i am one of the few that loves clen and takes it despite being lean wheneever off tren, which means for like 3 months of the year. i have asthma i think. it's medicinal.)
i woke uptoday and shit my shorts a bit when i farted
then dropped the smelliest deuce in the world, it looked like something a human could NEVER produce. it was at least 2 feet long.
then i took another 18 incheer about 2 cups of coffe later today . and i'm b ack to my normal diet today but hte farts man THE FARTS
and the clock is ticking
the whore is nearing
confetti WILL fall from the sky
the crowd will go wild
i told her we can play super mario kart on the N64. because i saw an N64 in one of her tinder photos... i've fucked this one before but only at her house. well i have a little surprise. there is no N64 and i am not entirely sure of what that is because i go to work and i go to the gym and i brutally fuck bitches nightly and i do too much cocaine in all honesty. so i don't do the video gamez.