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IFBB Fake Pro Card - will it help you get laid in a club?
« on: October 01, 2014, 02:13:25 PM »
Do you think its worth it to make a fake pro card, when you are in da club talking to a hot girl and you pull out the card and say hey baby I am a pro bodybuilder would that increase your chance of getting laid.

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Re: Fake pro card
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2014, 02:15:01 PM »
Your chance?

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Re: Fake pro card
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2014, 02:15:13 PM »
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Re: Fake pro card
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2014, 02:16:42 PM »
I would say it is not... Most people don't even know what the IFBB even is.

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Re: Fake pro card
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2014, 02:30:43 PM »
Yeah, like you need a card to explain to somebody you are a self-centered male model douche willing to do anything illegal to impress people who don't care. Haha.


If you need a card to fool somebody in a club you aren't big enough to begin with.

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Re: Fake pro card
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2014, 02:34:22 PM »
Do you think its worth it to make a fake pro card, when you are in da club talking to a hot girl and you pull out the card and say hey baby I am a pro bodybuilder would that increase your chance of getting laid.

You don't need the fake pro card, with such a physique people instantly assume you're a pro bodybuilder.

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Re: IFBB Fake Pro Card - will it help you get laid in a club?
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2014, 07:39:42 PM »
Yes, but not at clubs that heterosexuals frequent.

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Re: IFBB Fake Pro Card - will it help you get laid in a club?
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2014, 08:24:47 PM »
bluto you never leave the house how do you expect to get laid?
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Re: IFBB Fake Pro Card - will it help you get laid in a club?
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2014, 12:52:37 AM »
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Re: IFBB Fake Pro Card - will it help you get laid in a club?
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2014, 01:52:48 AM »
Might aswell go all out and rock a 18ct gold sandow pendant and say you're the past 15time Mr Olympia,wunna suck my cock?

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Re: IFBB Fake Pro Card - will it help you get laid in a club?
« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2014, 03:27:50 AM »
Do you think its worth it to make a fake pro card, when you are in da club talking to a hot girl and you pull out the card and say hey baby I am a pro bodybuilder would that increase your chance of getting laid.

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Re: IFBB Fake Pro Card - will it help you get laid in a club?
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2014, 07:52:12 AM »
People ask me if I am a football payer, wwe wrestler etc cause I have the look so it would be very believable if I said I am a pro bodybuiler.

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Re: IFBB Fake Pro Card - will it help you get laid in a club?
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2014, 09:30:51 AM »
People ask me if I am a football payer, wwe wrestler etc cause I have the look so it would be very believable if I said I am a pro bodybuiler.

Lol - is that what they ask you?? Lol

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Re: IFBB Fake Pro Card - will it help you get laid in a club?
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2014, 09:32:29 AM »
Gay club, yes, normal club, no.

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Re: IFBB Fake Pro Card - will it help you get laid in a club?
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