The girth of her arms are about the same as the length of her pee pee.
The hairs of her ass can be braided into twain able to hold a cargo ship at port.
Her nipples although encompessed in lifeless breast tissue are able to hold the weight of the average pro-wrestler.
Her bung-hole can reach out and grab coins up off of the floor.
Her toenails can be used to break ice in the artic region.
Her farts have blown out forest fires.
Her breath can peel the paint off of a submarine, while she is at port and the sub is out at sea some 120 fathoms below the water.