Green eyed monster rears its head again.
Wait, so even if I say I WOULDN'T hit booty, there's an issue?? My mother taught me not to hit anyone you wouldn't want to hit you back (men, big rowdy broads), but my father taught me not to hit anyone who
can't fight back (children, animals, the elderly, sick, or weak, etc). Why would I hit someone who's never been in a fight??
You know white-knighting is cool (lord knows I've been on the receiving end of it here more than once), but you should maybe chill on jumping in at EVERY opportunity, because it's pretty unnecessary probably half of the time.