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Big Akshay

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Urgent - I need advice
« on: November 14, 2014, 05:34:32 AM »
Hullo. I'm Akshay and I'm already twenty-seven years old. My wedding night is rapidly approaching but I'm a virgin and I don't even know what sex is. My parents were coy on the subject when I asked them about this sex duty that I'm supposed to perform on my wedding night. They only winked at me and said that I'd automatically know what to do when the time came. My parents were the matchmakers that arranged for me to be married to a very charming young lady and I hope that I can give her a happy life. But first can any girl here or any one of your wives or girlfriends take me to her bedroom and show me physically how to have sex? I'll go the whole nine yards with her. I mean for my marriage's sake. Thank you for your kind assistance.
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Devon97

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Re: Urgent - I need advice
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2014, 05:36:05 AM »
Shizzo doesn't have a wife but he will be happy to volunteer himself
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King Shizzo

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Re: Urgent - I need advice
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2014, 05:37:13 AM »
Another nail placed in the G&O's coffin.

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Big Akshay

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Re: Urgent - I need advice
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2014, 05:40:48 AM »
Quote from: Devon97 on November 14, 2014, 05:36:05 AM
Shizzo doesn't have a wife but he will be happy to volunteer himself

No worries. I take mothers too. ;D
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Re: Urgent - I need advice
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2014, 05:44:01 AM »
Account banned.

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BigCyp

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Re: Urgent - I need advice
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2014, 05:45:12 AM »
Nice gimmick Army of One.

Very coincidental that this thread is started in response to a post I made about you in another thread  ::)

And I was 24 years old when I got married loser.
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Re: Urgent - I need advice
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2014, 06:22:39 AM »
Akshay comes to us for advices. Its not that hard for us to give him..... the wrong advices.
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Re: Urgent - I need advice
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2014, 10:15:22 AM »
Quote from: thebrink on November 14, 2014, 06:22:39 AM
Akshay comes to us for advices. Its not that hard for us to give him..... the wrong advices.

Haha, when in deep shout in a deep voice, when it's just the tip scream high pitched?
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funk51

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Re: Urgent - I need advice
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2014, 01:04:02 PM »
 :o where this for protection ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Urgent - I need advice
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2014, 01:29:58 PM »
The idiocy of Bodybuilding.com is spreading to Getbig.
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Re: Urgent - I need advice
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2014, 04:37:12 PM »
Quote from: Waller on November 14, 2014, 10:15:22 AM
Haha, when in deep shout in a deep voice, when it's just the tip scream high pitched?

 ;D ;D
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Re: Urgent - I need advice
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2014, 08:36:19 PM »
Sure buddy come and meet our friend Tbombz he'll hook you right up ;D
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Re: Urgent - I need advice
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2014, 08:43:29 PM »
I just read your twelve other posts and came to the conclusion that you are full of shit. If someone is seriously thinking of marrying you they are the one who needs advice....DON"T DO IT! This is my advice to either or both of you,
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Re: Urgent - I need advice
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2014, 08:52:02 PM »
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Re: Urgent - I need advice
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2014, 09:50:39 PM »
Hullo ashtray, welcome.
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Re: Urgent - I need advice
« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2014, 10:35:25 PM »
are you okay with raw no pulling out?
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