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This one could've ended worse!
« on: October 29, 2014, 12:20:17 PM »
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Re: This one could've ended worse!
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2014, 12:21:31 PM »
the whole thing is so retarded they deserve to kill themselves.

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Re: This one could've ended worse!
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2014, 12:25:10 PM »
the 3" bench press  ??? ???

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Re: This one could've ended worse!
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2014, 12:56:00 PM »
suprised none of the spotters got hurt,like blew their backs out or something trying to grab that weight
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Re: This one could've ended worse!
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2014, 02:21:37 PM »
Just effin ridiculous. The shirt was so tight he couldn't even take a proper grip. Why not have a competition with trampolines on their chest?

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Re: This one could've ended worse!
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2014, 05:26:58 PM »
Just effin ridiculous. The shirt was so tight he couldn't even take a proper grip. Why not have a competition with trampolines on their chest?

They should just see who's forklift can lift the most weight.

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Re: This one could've ended worse!
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2014, 03:04:43 AM »
Modern (geared) Powerlifting (specially the bench) really is a joke.
Deadlift is good, most dont get much out of a DL suit.
Squat can be a joke, with the canvas suits, loose judging, 1/4 squats, etc.

Was much better back in the Reinhoudt, Anello, Kaz, Doug Young, Arcidi days...

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Re: This one could've ended worse!
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2014, 03:17:19 AM »
I like how those hundreds needed to be duct taped together. Is there anything it can't so?

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Re: This one could've ended worse!
« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2014, 03:20:26 AM »
what the fuck was that ? Skullcrushers ? :D

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Re: This one could've ended worse!
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2014, 03:24:19 AM »
I'm still haunted by that vid of the Eastern European guy who dropped the full bar on his chest crushing his ribs and destroying internal organs got back up in agony, face turning redder and later died on his way to hospital.
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Re: This one could've ended worse!
« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2014, 04:23:50 AM »
THERES A PIC FLOATING AROUND SOMEWHERE OF A FAT POWERLIFTER SQUATTING AND U SEE HIS BOWELS BLOW OUT OF HIS ASS WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO COME OUT OF THE BUCKET :P
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Re: This one could've ended worse!
« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2014, 04:39:35 AM »

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Re: This one could've ended worse!
« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2014, 04:40:44 AM »
I dont understand powerlifting.   ???

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Re: This one could've ended worse!
« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2014, 04:42:03 AM »
I dont understand powerlifting.   ???

It's about moving the heaviest weight possible from A to B, not about looking adorable in a thong. :)

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Re: This one could've ended worse!
« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2014, 10:37:08 AM »
THERES A PIC FLOATING AROUND SOMEWHERE OF A FAT POWERLIFTER SQUATTING AND U SEE HIS BOWELS BLOW OUT OF HIS ASS WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO COME OUT OF THE BUCKET :P

He'll never recover.

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Re: This one could've ended worse!
« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2014, 12:17:57 PM »
The rather shocking photo attached snapped in November 16th of last year by a spectator at the collegiate power lifting championships at Penn State. The unfortunate competitor, who expressed a plea to remain anonymous, remembered to surgeons that he was " stuck" at the bottom of a personal best attempt in the squat lift when he "sort of pulled his stomach in and pushed extra hard, at the same time as trying to complete the lift."

He remembers a loud popping, splattering noise then a fierce stabbing pain and then not being able to move from the squat position. He remained in this position for about half an hour, since trying to stand caused him overwhelming agonizing pain. Paramedics arrived and applied anesthesia on the spot and carried him to an ambulance. He was rushed to surgery, where surgeons described the trauma as an explosive and aggravated prolapse of the bowel". Meanwhile it was revealed that the weight was removed from his shoulders at the time of the incident by two "spotters" on either side of the lifter. The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the incident. This spotter promptly fainted when he realized the extent of of the injury to the lifter, who was a personal friend.

This compounded the task of first aid officers who were at a loss as to how to treat the injury to the lifter in any case, who remained in the squatting position moaning in pain much to the consternation of the helpless audience. The hapless lifter had successful surgery to relieve the prolapse, but remained immobilized with his feet elevated in stirrups for 2 weeks to ensure "internal compliance with the surgery and that the organs retracted successfully".

To add insult to injury, the ex-lifter required rectal stitching to partially occlude the anal orifice and stitch the rectal passage (which had significantly expanded and torn during the prolapse) and also was put on a low fiber low residue diet to combat flatulence to avoid any possibility of a recurrence.

   

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Re: This one could've ended worse!
« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2014, 12:21:17 PM »
They should just see who's forklift can lift the most weight.
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Re: This one could've ended worse!
« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2014, 12:21:38 PM »
 ;D, at least the spotters were paying attention, somehow.

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Re: This one could've ended worse!
« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2014, 12:56:56 PM »
Don't get why they can't lift in a rack, adjust the safety bars to the height needed, If it goes up it goes up, if it doesn't no harm done, don't even need spotters.  Same with the squat, having 3 spotters two are touching the weight one guy touching the guys chest, oh brother ::)  all this manufactured drama, think it's just to keep the audience entertained.  Let's face it, without it powerlifting is duller than bowling.

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Re: This one could've ended worse!
« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2014, 01:27:56 PM »
The rather shocking photo attached snapped in November 16th of last year by a spectator at the collegiate power lifting championships at Penn State. The unfortunate competitor, who expressed a plea to remain anonymous, remembered to surgeons that he was " stuck" at the bottom of a personal best attempt in the squat lift when he "sort of pulled his stomach in and pushed extra hard, at the same time as trying to complete the lift."

He remembers a loud popping, splattering noise then a fierce stabbing pain and then not being able to move from the squat position. He remained in this position for about half an hour, since trying to stand caused him overwhelming agonizing pain. Paramedics arrived and applied anesthesia on the spot and carried him to an ambulance. He was rushed to surgery, where surgeons described the trauma as an explosive and aggravated prolapse of the bowel". Meanwhile it was revealed that the weight was removed from his shoulders at the time of the incident by two "spotters" on either side of the lifter. The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the incident. This spotter promptly fainted when he realized the extent of of the injury to the lifter, who was a personal friend.

This compounded the task of first aid officers who were at a loss as to how to treat the injury to the lifter in any case, who remained in the squatting position moaning in pain much to the consternation of the helpless audience. The hapless lifter had successful surgery to relieve the prolapse, but remained immobilized with his feet elevated in stirrups for 2 weeks to ensure "internal compliance with the surgery and that the organs retracted successfully".

To add insult to injury, the ex-lifter required rectal stitching to partially occlude the anal orifice and stitch the rectal passage (which had significantly expanded and torn during the prolapse) and also was put on a low fiber low residue diet to combat flatulence to avoid any possibility of a recurrence.

   


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Re: This one could've ended worse!
« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2014, 01:28:26 PM »
That spotter at the back was a fucking idiot!