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Mr. MB

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OK beautiful people...your spacecraft just crashed moments ago.
« on: October 31, 2014, 12:17:49 PM »
Will you get your $250,000 deposit back Brad, Angelina, Katy and Justin? Sir. Branson's Virgin Spacecraft2 just exploded mid air during a test this morning and crashed into the Mojave Desert according to Kern County Fire and California Highway Patrol.

Ummm I think I will just watch if and when it does safely fly into near space. Hope the pilots safely jettisoned.

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Re: OK beautiful people...your spacecraft just crashed moments ago.
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2014, 12:20:46 PM »
One dead pilot. One manage to eject.  He is alive but not well.

Catastrophic rocket motor failure aka explosion.  Lots of camera coverage and eyewitness.
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Re: OK beautiful people...your spacecraft just crashed moments ago.
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2014, 12:24:27 PM »
Branson.  Sometimes it's not enough to own 70 companies, but you have to try so hard you end up killing a few in your deluded process of over achieving.  Damn...take it easy buddy.
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Re: OK beautiful people...your spacecraft just crashed moments ago.
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2014, 12:59:55 PM »
Fuck it.. I was about to book a spot next to Brangelina and now this..

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Re: OK beautiful people...your spacecraft just crashed moments ago.
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2014, 01:39:26 PM »
quite the virgin deflowering

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Re: OK beautiful people...your spacecraft just crashed moments ago.
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2014, 02:00:12 PM »
I really hope that this can work. I hate the idea that a government is the only entity that can manage space flight.

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Re: OK beautiful people...your spacecraft just crashed moments ago.
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2014, 02:13:41 PM »
no one said flying experimental space vehicles was safe.

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Re: OK beautiful people...your spacecraft just crashed moments ago.
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2014, 02:22:59 PM »
Fuck that sucks I was playing golf the other day and told one of my colleagues that I was going to send in my 250k to reserve my spot, thank god I didnt.

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Re: OK beautiful people...your spacecraft just crashed moments ago.
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2014, 03:29:44 PM »
One dead pilot. One manage to eject.  He is alive but not well.

Catastrophic rocket motor failure aka explosion.  Lots of camera coverage and eyewitness.

Will the Beeb be able to eject under the same conditions as a paid passenger?

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Re: OK beautiful people...your spacecraft just crashed moments ago.
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2014, 06:26:07 AM »
Branson just proving that he can match anything NASA can do.

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Re: OK beautiful people...your spacecraft just crashed moments ago.
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2014, 07:01:23 AM »

but yet 60 years earlier we're supposed to have gone to the moon and back?
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Re: OK beautiful people...your spacecraft just crashed moments ago.
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2014, 07:03:14 AM »
Branson just proving that he can match anything NASA can do.

USA spends more money on funding Al Qaeda ISIS than they spend on the entire space program. HTH.

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Re: OK beautiful people...your spacecraft just crashed moments ago.
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2014, 08:24:11 AM »
but yet 60 years earlier we're supposed to have gone to the moon and back?

The Chinese put a man into orbit 11 years ago. Still not near their dreamed of maned moon landing and return. They have all the stolen technology from Russia and the USA...up to date 2014 technology.

Some 50 years ago we went from a monkey in orbit to walking on the moon and returning in what...3 years?. AND with revamped versions of WWll V1 rockets, cathoray tube electronics and duct tape. Hang on... I know there is an answer to this...  i'm Googling, i'll be back.

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Re: OK beautiful people...your spacecraft just crashed moments ago.
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2014, 09:42:18 AM »
Will you get your $250,000 deposit back Brad, Angelina, Katy and Justin? Sir. Branson's Virgin Spacecraft2 just exploded mid air during a test this morning and crashed into the Mojave Desert according to Kern County Fire and California Highway Patrol.

Ummm I think I will just watch if and when it does safely fly into near space. Hope the pilots safely jettisoned.


LOL....this spacecraft is still to me in a developmental and experimental phase.....shit like this proves that they have more testing to do before putting people's lives in Danger, well, those who can afford it......I would not wanna be in this spaceshit ship even if I could afford it

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Re: OK beautiful people...your spacecraft just crashed moments ago.
« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2014, 10:08:52 AM »
I really hope that this can work. I hate the idea that a government is the only entity that can manage space flight.
lol what a laugh

Branson is a fucking douche.


This was never getting anyone to orbit.

It was a ponzi scheme.

They were basically building an expensive amusement ride.



Spacex are doing the real pioneering, they are getting launch to orbits costs down by 1000-2000 %.

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Re: OK beautiful people...your spacecraft just crashed moments ago.
« Reply #15 on: November 01, 2014, 11:21:46 AM »
lol what a laugh

Branson is a fucking douche.
Spacex are doing the real pioneering, they are getting launch to orbits costs down by 1000-2000 %.

Correct. SpaceX has had no launch or test fatalities. Branson has now lost 4. But he will soldier on...what a man!!

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Re: OK beautiful people...your spacecraft just crashed moments ago.
« Reply #16 on: November 01, 2014, 12:27:59 PM »
lol what a laugh

Branson is a fucking douche.


This was never getting anyone to orbit.

It was a ponzi scheme.

They were basically building an expensive amusement ride.



Spacex are doing the real pioneering, they are getting launch to orbits costs down by 1000-2000 %.
He had that "underwater craft" thing that I never heard about again. It was like a spaceship but for underwater travel.
He seems to come up with stuff that doesn't really work, and or moves on to something else.

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Re: OK beautiful people...your spacecraft just crashed moments ago.
« Reply #17 on: November 01, 2014, 12:51:48 PM »
The Chinese put a man into orbit 11 years ago. Still not near their dreamed of maned moon landing and return. They have all the stolen technology from Russia and the USA...up to date 2014 technology.

Some 50 years ago we went from a monkey in orbit to walking on the moon and returning in what...3 years?. AND with revamped versions of WWll V1 rockets, cathoray tube electronics and duct tape. Hang on... I know there is an answer to this...  i'm Googling, i'll be back.

Unfortunately all those WW2 super smart Nazis died of old age ....... :'( :'( :'(

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Re: OK beautiful people...your spacecraft just crashed moments ago.
« Reply #18 on: November 01, 2014, 01:43:04 PM »
lol what a laugh

Branson is a fucking douche.


This was never getting anyone to orbit.

It was a ponzi scheme.

They were basically building an expensive amusement ride.



Spacex are doing the real pioneering, they are getting launch to orbits costs down by 1000-2000 %.


SpaceX has a multi-billion dollar contract with NASA.  Virgin Galactic is all publicity funded so they have no choice but to find lower cost alternatives
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Re: OK beautiful people...your spacecraft just crashed moments ago.
« Reply #19 on: November 01, 2014, 02:20:37 PM »
How about that planned cruise to Mars in about 10 years to bring the planet its first human occupants? Yeah, that'll go well. IF those folks make it, they'll die an excruciating death, in one manner or another.

Gonna be worth a few chuckles.

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Re: OK beautiful people...your spacecraft just crashed moments ago.
« Reply #20 on: November 01, 2014, 03:44:05 PM »
The Chinese put a man into orbit 11 years ago. Still not near their dreamed of maned moon landing and return. They have all the stolen technology from Russia and the USA...up to date 2014 technology.

Some 50 years ago we went from a monkey in orbit to walking on the moon and returning in what...3 years?. AND with revamped versions of WWll V1 rockets, cathoray tube electronics and duct tape. Hang on... I know there is an answer to this...  i'm Googling, i'll be back.

LOL ah yes, those aluminum suits did an amazing job keeping those men safe from the perils of space.