A real man wears a moustache and shows no emotion

[Bodybuilder Lex Reeves]

These bare faced pussies of today cry at sad movies and funerals. A real man has a moustache and a steady hand. He doesn't cry at a funeral. He's there to catch the women when they faint. Half the problem is all  the goddamn weed these sissies are smoking today. Marijuana is full of estrogen.

[thegamechanger]

[IronMeister]

Schmoes love the feeling of moustache when they kiss.

But I shave my balls.

[The_Punisher]

These bare faced pussies of today cry at sad movies and funerals. A real man has a moustache and a steady hand. He doesn't cry at a funeral. He's there to catch the women when they faint. Half the problem is all  the goddamn weed these sissies are smoking today. Marijuana is full of estrogen.

  ...I vote

[affeman]

 

[Nails]

[Tennisballz]

These bare faced pussies of today cry at sad movies and funerals. A real man has a moustache and a steady hand. He doesn't cry at a funeral. He's there to catch the women when they faint. Half the problem is all  the goddamn weed these sissies are smoking today. Marijuana is full of estrogen.

This is on point.  We can also add scarves, skinny jeans and denim shorts to this list.  And whatever happened to a firm handshake and looking another man in the eyes?  Nowadays its a stupid fist bump or some variation of a high five that ends with a weird half man hug.

[Rambone]

[Andy Griffin]

A mustache that can cure diabeetus.