Ha ha. Like the Honesty
Good man.
An old saying.
I've Never Been To Bed With An Ugly Bird,
Fark Knows How But I've Woke up With Few.. 
I was always sober, never drank and still hooked up with my share of bar skanks in my heyday.
Most guys who made fun of me, went home alone, (jerked off) and bragged about being picky.
I just called them guys who didn't get laid and laughed at 'em for being closet cases.