Weird sexual quirks

[Mr Anabolic]

I was playing a gig last week, filling in with a band.  They kept themselves amused onstage by pulling up midget porn on their ipad screens while they played.

The audience can't see it, but everyone onstage can.  It was a great laugh, seeing Bridget the Midget getting plowed while playing soulful minor blues leads over that C F chord progression of "Can't always get what you want".   Lots of fun!

About 10 years ago, I dated this crazy, Jewish nympho manic with the most beautifully perfect DD tits you ever saw.  She wanted me to play and sing the song "Wild Thing" on the guitar while she blew me.  Needless to say... I miss her a lot and think of her often.

[devilsmile]

About 10 years ago, I dated this crazy, Jewish nympho manic with the most beautifully perfect DD tits you ever saw.  She wanted me to play and sing the song "Wild Thing" on the guitar while she blew me.  Needless to say... I miss her a lot and think of her often.

so what sepparated you two? that sounds almost perfect right there

[Marty Champions]

I prefer upskirt vids

[BIG AL MCKECHNIE]

Is this known as the Bates Motel?

The Master Bates Motel methinks.

[Pray_4_War]

I like to cum on women's faces.  When I do I usually yell out, "take that you stupid whore".  I wonder if that means something. 



 

[Knooger]

I like to do the missionary position, when I'm done I say, "thank you". Some crazy shit right there.

[Kwon_2]

[Mr Anabolic]

so what sepparated you two? that sounds almost perfect right there

The sex was amazing, but she was annoying as fuck 90% of the time.  She really was a whore.  She became a teacher... I'm really surprised she hasn't gotten into trouble by fucking one of students yet... she is just the type to do that.  Her tits really were supreme, full, round, perfect pink areolas and nipples... I mean PERFECT.

[Skorp1o]

Here's a weird sexual quirk:

A guy pays brothels to go in and all he does is pull used condoms out the bins to suck off the spunk.

True story

[Hulkotron]

Here's a weird sexual quirk:

A guy pays brothels to go in and all he does is pull used condoms out the bins to suck off the spunk.

True story

Please don't post my PMs again.

[Never1AShow]

I had a friend who liked it when the girl would smack him around and choke him a bit.

[Kwon_2]

[Master Blaster]

the coke part sounds fun