TOP TEN WAYS TITUS CAN GO FREE (As Heard on MD Radio Last Night)

[Special Ed]

TOP TEN WAYS TITUS CAN GO FREE (As Heard on MD Radio Last Night)

1. Believing Craig's promise to break her out, Kelly confesses to all the crimes.
2. Johnnie Cochran rises from the grave to say "If the syringe, stun gun, bloody shirt, duct tape dispenser, lighter fluid, and fire do not
fit, you must acquit."
3. His second attempt to knock off the key witnesses proves more successful than the first.
4. Loose skin under chest is actually intricate 'Prison Break' tattoo.
5. Judge turns out to be former fitness competitor.
6. Turns out the District Attorney has degree from Kamali School of Law.
7. Las Vegas jury pool of strippers, meth addicts, and lowlife thugs turns jury panel into just another Titus house-party.
8. Using just a smuggled ball-peen hammer and a poster of Monica Brandt, he tunnels his way to Zihuatenajo.
9. African-American lead detective on the case at one time uttered the word "Honky".
10. All of the OJ jurors moved to Las Vegas.

Special "Leave for 24 hours before moving to Titus Board" Ed


 

[Blockhead]

 You should be PAID for this stuff. Bottom line you should be PAID. Thats all I got to say...

[McFarland]

You should be PAID for this stuff. Bottom line you should be PAID. Thats all I got to say...

By who?  Serious question.     

[Blockhead]

 By the NAACP or the Rainbow PUSH coalition.

[McFarland]

By the NAACP or the Rainbow PUSH coalition.

Then we wouldn't have had #9 or possibly #10 to enjoy and the overall quality of the material would have been compromised.   

[Dipadidu]

he stops smoking crack!

[Cavalier22]

hahah good stuff,  # 2 is golden

[The Squadfather]

2. Johnnie Cochran rises from the grave to say "If the syringe, stun gun, bloody shirt, duct tape dispenser, lighter fluid, and fire do not
fit, you must acquit."


hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

[Mr. Michael Moore]

TOP TEN WAYS TITUS CAN GO FREE (As Heard on MD Radio Last Night)

1. Believing Craig's promise to break her out, Kelly confesses to all the crimes.
2. Johnnie Cochran rises from the grave to say "If the syringe, stun gun, bloody shirt, duct tape dispenser, lighter fluid, and fire do not
fit, you must acquit."
3. His second attempt to knock off the key witnesses proves more successful than the first.
4. Loose skin under chest is actually intricate 'Prison Break' tattoo.
5. Judge turns out to be former fitness competitor.
6. Turns out the District Attorney has degree from Kamali School of Law.
7. Las Vegas jury pool of strippers, meth addicts, and lowlife thugs turns jury panel into just another Titus house-party.
8. Using just a smuggled ball-peen hammer and a poster of Monica Brandt, he tunnels his way to Zihuatenajo.
9. African-American lead detective on the case at one time uttered the word "Honky".
10. All of the OJ jurors moved to Las Vegas.

Special "Leave for 24 hours before moving to Titus Board" Ed


 

Number 8 is a scandall !!!!

[tommywishbone]

"7. Las Vegas jury pool of strippers, meth addicts, and lowlife thugs turns jury panel into just another Titus house-party."
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How'd you know I was on the jury?

[divcom]

By the NAACP or the Rainbow PUSH coalition.

Who stole your first and only love?  He must have been black.  Ya got problems...potner.   

[240 is Back]

TOP TEN WAYS TITUS CAN GO FREE (As Heard on MD Radio Last Night)

1. Believing Craig's promise to break her out, Kelly confesses to all the crimes.
2. Johnnie Cochran rises from the grave to say "If the syringe, stun gun, bloody shirt, duct tape dispenser, lighter fluid, and fire do not
fit, you must acquit."
3. His second attempt to knock off the key witnesses proves more successful than the first.
4. Loose skin under chest is actually intricate 'Prison Break' tattoo.
5. Judge turns out to be former fitness competitor.
6. Turns out the District Attorney has degree from Kamali School of Law.
7. Las Vegas jury pool of strippers, meth addicts, and lowlife thugs turns jury panel into just another Titus house-party.
8. Using just a smuggled ball-peen hammer and a poster of Monica Brandt, he tunnels his way to Zihuatenajo.
9. African-American lead detective on the case at one time uttered the word "Honky".
10. All of the OJ jurors moved to Las Vegas.

Special "Leave for 24 hours before moving to Titus Board" Ed

Brilliant!

[midknight]

good stuff - you should be writing for one of the mags

TOP TEN WAYS TITUS CAN GO FREE (As Heard on MD Radio Last Night)

1. Believing Craig's promise to break her out, Kelly confesses to all the crimes.
2. Johnnie Cochran rises from the grave to say "If the syringe, stun gun, bloody shirt, duct tape dispenser, lighter fluid, and fire do not
fit, you must acquit."
3. His second attempt to knock off the key witnesses proves more successful than the first.
4. Loose skin under chest is actually intricate 'Prison Break' tattoo.
5. Judge turns out to be former fitness competitor.
6. Turns out the District Attorney has degree from Kamali School of Law.
7. Las Vegas jury pool of strippers, meth addicts, and lowlife thugs turns jury panel into just another Titus house-party.
8. Using just a smuggled ball-peen hammer and a poster of Monica Brandt, he tunnels his way to Zihuatenajo.
9. African-American lead detective on the case at one time uttered the word "Honky".
10. All of the OJ jurors moved to Las Vegas.

Special "Leave for 24 hours before moving to Titus Board" Ed


 

[gordiano]

Bravo Ed!

[LASTREP72]

TOP TEN WAYS TITUS CAN GO FREE (As Heard on MD Radio Last Night)

1. Believing Craig's promise to break her out, Kelly confesses to all the crimes.
2. Johnnie Cochran rises from the grave to say "If the syringe, stun gun, bloody shirt, duct tape dispenser, lighter fluid, and fire do not
fit, you must acquit."
3. His second attempt to knock off the key witnesses proves more successful than the first.
4. Loose skin under chest is actually intricate 'Prison Break' tattoo.
5. Judge turns out to be former fitness competitor.
6. Turns out the District Attorney has degree from Kamali School of Law.
7. Las Vegas jury pool of strippers, meth addicts, and lowlife thugs turns jury panel into just another Titus house-party.
8. Using just a smuggled ball-peen hammer and a poster of Monica Brandt, he tunnels his way to Zihuatenajo.
9. African-American lead detective on the case at one time uttered the word "Honky".
10. All of the OJ jurors moved to Las Vegas.

Special "Leave for 24 hours before moving to Titus Board" Ed


 

aaaaaahhh LOL #9 funny as hell

[DK II]

perfect, ed!

[Dipadidu]

his evil twin did it

[gtbro1]

9. African-American lead detective on the case at one time uttered the word "Honky".


   my personal favorite.