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IroNat

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"No sh*t pizza!
« on: August 30, 2018, 06:51:44 AM »
Had a pizza shop run by Lebanese in our town once.

I asked for a sheet pizza and he thought I said "sh*t pizza".

"We no sell sh*t pizza!  No sh*t pizza!"

Guy was all upset.
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Re: "No sh*t pizza!
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2018, 07:05:10 AM »
Probably should have kept this one to yourself.
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Re: "No sh*t pizza!
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2018, 07:07:25 AM »
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Re: "No sh*t pizza!
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2018, 07:16:51 AM »
Quote from: IroNat on August 30, 2018, 06:51:44 AM
Had a pizza shop run by Lebanese in our town once.

I asked for a sheet pizza and he thought I said "sh*t pizza".

"We no sell sh*t pizza!  No sh*t pizza!"

Guy was all upset.


what the fuck is a sheet pizza?
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Re: "No sh*t pizza!
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2018, 07:22:34 AM »
Quote from: residue on August 30, 2018, 07:16:51 AM
what the fuck is a sheet pizza?

Seems to be a regional name for what usually gets called a Sicilian pie / slice.
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Re: "No sh*t pizza!
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2018, 07:59:44 AM »
Quote from: residue on August 30, 2018, 07:16:51 AM
what the fuck is a sheet pizza?

A extra large rectangular Sicilian pizza.



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Re: "No sh*t pizza!
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2018, 08:22:07 AM »
Quote from: IroNat on August 30, 2018, 06:51:44 AM
Had a pizza shop run by Lebanese in our town once.

I asked for a sheet pizza and he thought I said "sh*t pizza".

"We no sell sh*t pizza!  No sh*t pizza!"

Guy was all upset.

I'm Italian and I've never heard of sheet pizza please explain and where are you from maybe its slang for Sicilian pizza where your from
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Re: "No sh*t pizza!
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2018, 08:30:23 AM »
Quote from: dan18 on August 30, 2018, 08:22:07 AM
I'm Italian and I've never heard of sheet pizza please explain and where are you from maybe its slang for Sicilian pizza where your from

I'm originally from western NY.  A sheet pizza is like the pic I posted.  Large rectangular.

It's not slang for a Sicilian pizza but if you order pizza up there you get Sicilian unless you specifically ask for a NY style pizza,

Downstate in NY/NJ if you order pizza you get thin crust.  Sicilian you have to order special.

Capisce?
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Re: "No sh*t pizza!
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2018, 08:30:25 AM »
Holy shit, worse thread of the year. I think we'll leave this one up as a cautionary tale.

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Re: "No sh*t pizza!
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2018, 08:36:04 AM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on August 30, 2018, 08:30:25 AM
Holy shit, worse thread of the year. I think we'll leave this one up as a cautionary tale.

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I will take this thread over any boomer made schmoe thread, thank you.

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Re: "No sh*t pizza!
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2018, 08:41:15 AM »
Quote from: IroNat on August 30, 2018, 08:30:23 AM
I'm originally from western NY.  A sheet pizza is like the pic I posted.  Large rectangular.

It's not slang for a Sicilian pizza but if you order pizza up there you get Sicilian unless you specifically ask for a NY style pizza,

Downstate in NY/NJ if you order pizza you get thin crust.  Sicilian you have to order special.

Capisce?


That's pizza al taglio.
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Re: "No sh*t pizza!
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2018, 09:09:32 AM »
Quote from: IroNat on August 30, 2018, 08:30:23 AM
I'm originally from western NY.  A sheet pizza is like the pic I posted.  Large rectangular.

It's not slang for a Sicilian pizza but if you order pizza up there you get Sicilian unless you specifically ask for a NY style pizza,

Downstate in NY/NJ if you order pizza you get thin crust.  Sicilian you have to order special.

Capisce?

Well I grew up in clark NJ and down the shore  the other 1/2 of my life near sandy hook and point pleasant and after now ny for the last 20 years or so and ive never ever heard anyone call it sheet pizza but ok
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Re: "No sh*t pizza!
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2018, 09:19:30 AM »
sheet or shit...same thing, different pile
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Re: "No sh*t pizza!
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2018, 11:21:28 AM »
Quote from: Griffith on August 30, 2018, 08:41:15 AM
That's pizza al taglio.

We called it sheet pizza as opposed to round shaped pizza.  It was all Sicilian style but we did not call it that as Sicilian is the only kind of pizza we ever saw in the pizza shops.  You got a sheet pizza if you had a lot of people and needed a BIG pizza.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sicilian_pizza

"In the United States, "Sicilian pizza" is used to describe a typically square variety of cheese pizza with dough over an inch thick, a crunchy base, and an airy interior.  It is derived from the sfinciuni and was introduced in the United States by the first Italian (Sicilian) immigrants. Sicilian-style pizza is popular in Italian-American enclaves throughout the northeastern United States, including Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Michigan, Connecticut, New York, and New Jersey."
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Re: "No sh*t pizza!
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2018, 11:31:03 AM »
Quote from: IroNat on August 30, 2018, 11:21:28 AM
We called it sheet pizza as opposed to round shaped pizza.  It was all Sicilian style but we did not call it that as Sicilian is the only kind of pizza we ever saw in the pizza shops.  You got a sheet pizza if you had a lot of people and needed a BIG pizza.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sicilian_pizza

"In the United States, "Sicilian pizza" is used to describe a typically square variety of cheese pizza with dough over an inch thick, a crunchy base, and an airy interior.  It is derived from the sfinciuni and was introduced in the United States by the first Italian (Sicilian) immigrants. Sicilian-style pizza is popular in Italian-American enclaves throughout the northeastern United States, including Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Michigan, Connecticut, New York, and New Jersey."
ok lets stick to this kinda sheets
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Re: "No sh*t pizza!
« Reply #15 on: August 31, 2018, 12:25:23 AM »
Quote from: IroNat on August 30, 2018, 07:59:44 AM
A extra large rectangular Sicilian pizza.





Mama Mia, too rich toppings for Sicilian pizza  :), perhaps Romana  ;).
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Re: "No sh*t pizza!
« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2018, 12:20:57 PM »
Sheety thread!!  :)
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Re: "No sh*t pizza!
« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2018, 03:37:48 PM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on August 30, 2018, 08:30:25 AM
Holy shit, worse thread of the year. I think we'll leave this one up as a cautionary tale.

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Re: "No sh*t pizza!
« Reply #18 on: August 31, 2018, 08:03:56 PM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on August 30, 2018, 08:30:25 AM
Holy shit, worse thread of the year. I think we'll leave this one up as a cautionary tale.

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Yeah, not his best work. 

As someone who occasionally posts stupid threads that people hate and ignore.....I know shitposting when I see it.
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Re: "No sh*t pizza!
« Reply #19 on: September 01, 2018, 04:57:53 AM »
Even Da Vinci had a few bombs.
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Re: "No sh*t pizza!
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Re: "No sh*t pizza!
« Reply #21 on: September 01, 2018, 08:59:34 AM »
this thread is low quality , even by ironhat's standards . . .
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