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Another Spiderman remake- but this time its a good thing
« on: February 11, 2015, 01:33:27 PM »
This time Sony is teaming with Marvel to do this.  This allows for Spiderman to cross over into Avengers, Iron man, whatever....  If they could ink a deal with Fox and get Wolverine, it might not be too bad, plus they are killing the horrible storyline of the robot Rhino, Jamie Foxx Electro and that whiney little bitch who played Parker.


(CNN)—So, Sony and Marvel have joined forces to take the Spider-Man movie franchise in "a new creative direction," with the next installment planned to hit theaters in July 2017.

That's right -- another "Spider-Man" reboot, announced just nine months after Spidey's last swing through theaters in "The Amazing Spider-Man 2" and three years after the franchise's first relaunch.

Sigh. Again? Already? Seriously?

According to the Hollywood Reporter, star Andrew Garfield is not returning as Spider-Man, freeing the producers of the next movie to cast a new face.

OK, so maybe Sony and Marvel are eager to purge the sour aftertaste of the last "Spider-Man" movie, which was savaged by fans and critics alike. But even by Hollywood's increasingly impatient time frame for relaunching superheroes, this move feels awfully hasty

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Re: Another Spiderman remake- but this time its a good thing
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2015, 01:54:48 PM »
they need to give all these superhero films the fucking boot or give us something fresher than the usual cunting suspects like spderman

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Re: Another Spiderman remake- but this time its a good thing
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2015, 01:57:49 PM »
they need to give all these superhero films the fucking boot or give us something fresher than the usual cunting suspects like spderman

As long as it's not another story of how Spiderman became spiderman I'll be fine.  Can't sit through another hour of Peter Parker watching his uncle get killed blah, blah, blah...

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Re: Another Spiderman remake- but this time its a good thing
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2015, 03:35:04 PM »
how about spiderman being bitten by the iron bug and becoming a bodybuilder and battling it out on stage against fellow bodybuilders green goblin and rhino

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Re: Another Spiderman remake- but this time its a good thing
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2015, 03:37:08 PM »
I take back what I said.  Some are pushing that they do the new latino/black Morales character instead of Peter Parker.  Fucking hate Hollywood.

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Re: Another Spiderman remake- but this time its a good thing
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2015, 03:40:28 PM »
how about spiderman doing a sexchange so he turns into spiderwoman in the same movie that would be awesome

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Re: Another Spiderman remake- but this time its a good thing
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2015, 03:42:00 PM »
I take back what I said.  Some are pushing that they do the new latino/black Morales character instead of Peter Parker.  Fucking hate Hollywood.


 

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Re: Another Spiderman remake- but this time its a good thing
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2015, 03:42:41 PM »
how about spiderman being gay and being buttfucked by rhino using his rhinohorn up the ass of spiderman and then green goblin comes flying in for a threesome ?

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Re: Another Spiderman remake- but this time its a good thing
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2015, 03:55:54 PM »
how about spiderman being bitten by the iron bug and becoming a bodybuilder and battling it out on stage against fellow bodybuilders green goblin and rhino

Instead of posing trunks he could have a tarantula glued to his cock.

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Re: Another Spiderman remake- but this time its a good thing
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2015, 03:58:15 PM »
how about spiderman being totally naked and instead of spiderweb he swings between buildings by his large spidercock and he shoot semen in the eyes of the villains blinding them

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Re: Another Spiderman remake- but this time its a good thing
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2015, 04:00:47 PM »
how about spiderman being totally naked and instead of spiderweb he swings between buildings by his large spidercock and he shoot semen in the eyes of the villains blinding them

I like it but I'm not willing to budge on the tarantula glued to cock part.

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Re: Another Spiderman remake- but this time its a good thing
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2015, 10:56:26 PM »
the andrew guy was a much better spiderman than Toby Mcguire.

I hated all of toby's ones while the others were watchable

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Re: Another Spiderman remake- but this time its a good thing
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2015, 11:09:59 PM »
the andrew guy was a much better spiderman than Toby Mcguire.

I hated all of toby's ones while the others were watchable

Especially Spoderman 3 with Emo-Toby at the Jazzclub! :D

Bet you liked that one Stavios!  :D ;D

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Re: Another Spiderman remake- but this time its a good thing
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2015, 11:14:57 PM »
how about spiderman being gay and being buttfucked by rhino using his rhinohorn up the ass of spiderman and then green goblin comes flying in for a threesome ?

Looking forward to this flick.

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Re: Another Spiderman remake- but this time its a good thing
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2015, 11:19:34 PM »

 

i don't read comics but that looks sick.  i'm sick of the peter parker shit anyway, so i'm cool even with a jet li type spiderman. thor is lame as the fuck too.

if DC doesn't mess up WW, i'd like to see what they could do with hawk girl in their grounded universe.