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[Army of One]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2964990/Mother-spent-7-000-Tunisian-toyboy-discovered-wed-woman-posted-marriage-certificate-Facebook.html

[Nails]

not for 7,000 Pounds , that is only about $17.50 pounds a pound

[Tapeworm]

Unfortunately, my dire financial situation etc


Trying to find sympathy but am reminded of every jilted lover in history who gets all pissy because their 'deep and genuine feelings' got hurt, and without fail the accused 'mean, shallow, and base' person is way better looking.  Who's shallow again?  Maybe you should just punch your weight.

She got more than she paid for.  She got a hell of a bargain.  7,000 pounds for who knows how many sessions.  Would you do this even once?  A colostomy bag, folks.  Fuck.  I don't even.