I don't take orders from old Wiggzers like U Roopoo 
Who is older fart Vince or U 
How is life in that nursing home Roopoo 
Ah, another sunny day on the beach 
That's why you remain stupid, just as your fellow foil hats. You see, living is for learning, and for learning, you should have some level of intelligence, which you have not. It isn't my fault, not even your fault, but you can blame your parents. You see, if your mom and dad weren't sister and brother, you would have far better life. Do you want to see how real human brains work? Be my quest:
What we have here is two competing theory, theory a. where Hitler shot himself at 1945, where Russians found his body and kept it secret. Then there is theory b. where Hitler escaped from surrounded Berlin, and flee to the Argentina, where he was living xxx years.
What we have as an evidence for theory a.? There is tons of documents in the Russian archives, including testaments of the Hitler, photos etc. from the bunker. There was also pile of bodies from his inner circle, all photographed and studied. Then there is documents about the remains of Hitler, how and where they were kept until they were cremated at the 1970.
So how about the competing theory, theory b.? Well, there is 0 evidence what so ever. Only some silly fake pictures and claims, which are ridiculously stupid. Like: Hitler managed to escape because Eichman manage to do it. Eichman wasn't in the bunker when Russians conquered the Berlin, in fact he was as a prisoner in the concentration camp at that moment, but there is evidence that Hitler was in the bunker. So he climb up from the bunker to the open mortar fire, and tiptoed through the Russians like they weren't there, and swim to the Argentina? No no, there, in the conquered harbor were thousands of ships from Allies, and one German submarine waiting for him. All this without leaving even one single evidence about anything else, but his death in the bunker.
And how about in Argentina? Argentina isn't on the another planet, it is in south America, under the eye of CIA, FBI etc. federal offices. Theory is that he came, and disappear in the jungle. Not exactly true, because there were hundred's of Nazi hunters looking for him, and there is tons of evidence about the findings, about the informers, there were reward of his head etc. What there is not, is any kind of evidence that he have ever been in Argentina, or even manage to escape from Berlin. I find that funny, because there is no soul on this earth who have been searched with more intensity.
So which theory you should believe? Look at the evidence. Do you think that Russians aren't capable to fuck up something like this important piece of history of mankind, the Adolf Hitler's remains? I would have been surprised if those remains would be found after Russians have put their hands on them. What would not surprise me at all would be to find Hitler's scull from the writing desk of some rich Russian, who use it as an ashtray. Russian country from 1945 to the collapse of the Soviet union was the black hole on earth, where anything could happen, so how some box of remains of war criminal would be safe? So at the end, there is plenty of evidence which point that Hitler was in the bunker, and never left there, and that his remains were kept in the soviet union until they destroy all of them. What there isn't is the evidence that Hitler didn't die, or that he would be living in the Argentina. All what there is about that, is fake pictures, and claims. Well, I choose the theory a, because I don't believe fairytales
