What is this "underwear" you speak of 
At the risk of starting another brouhaha over a selfie I posted of myself wearing orange Adida underwear while in the locker room at the gym where I work out, I suspect that photo is the source of the topic of this thread.
Most of the my preferred boxer briefs are more modest in terms of color...Black and gray. Why the color of a man's undies is the focus of a conversation is beyond me.
To be honest, if I'd known that posting a photo of myself in orange underwear would have caused such a stir among you ladies, I would have simply removed them and posed nude. Then you all could carry on about my huge penis.