Author Topic: Explain Something To Me About Border Patrol and Dog Quarantine  (Read 2716 times)

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So how the fuck does it make sense if I wanna take my baby puppy Bonnie over to Vegas or Regina that I got to fucking wait 6 months for him in quarantine which is supposed to prevent disease and shit from one country entering another......

When fucking Koreans and Chinese people eat fucking dogs everyday for food and get granted US and UK visas within days. ??? ::)

First of all anyone who eats dogs should be instantly shot....

Secondly, shouldn't there be some kinda test/law to make sure at least the dog has cleared the Chinaman's system before they enter the west.... so  why don't they have to wait 6 months too?

Makes zero fucking sense.

In the meantime I have been teaching baby Bonnie my UFC skills in case any Chinaman's get any ideas about a gourmet meal.

Fuckers






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Re: Explain Something To Me About Border Patrol and Dog Quarantine
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2015, 10:40:52 AM »
Because of quarantine pests. If a they know a country has a pest that they don't then they apply quarantine. It's something every country does. Sort of what they tried to do with Ebola.

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Re: Explain Something To Me About Border Patrol and Dog Quarantine
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2015, 02:44:24 PM »
So how the fuck does it make sense if I wanna take my baby puppy Bonnie over to Vegas or Regina that I got to fucking wait 6 months for him in quarantine which is supposed to prevent disease and shit from one country entering another......

When fucking Koreans and Chinese people eat fucking dogs everyday for food and get granted US and UK visas within days. ??? ::)

First of all anyone who eats dogs should be instantly shot....

Secondly, shouldn't there be some kinda test/law to make sure at least the dog has cleared the Chinaman's system before they enter the west.... so  why don't they have to wait 6 months too?

Makes zero fucking sense.

In the meantime I have been teaching baby Bonnie my UFC skills in case any Chinaman's get any ideas about a gourmet meal.

Fuckers






  only south koreans  eats dogs, best koreans  dont have to cause they got all the food they need and more. South korea is a poor country ruled by crule dictators that take all the money so the people have to eat rats and dogs

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Re: Explain Something To Me About Border Patrol and Dog Quarantine
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2015, 03:16:44 PM »
So how the fuck does it make sense if I wanna take my baby puppy Bonnie over to Vegas or Regina that I got to fucking wait 6 months for him in quarantine which is supposed to prevent disease and shit from one country entering another......

When fucking Koreans and Chinese people eat fucking dogs everyday for food and get granted US and UK visas within days. ??? ::)

First of all anyone who eats dogs should be instantly shot....

Secondly, shouldn't there be some kinda test/law to make sure at least the dog has cleared the Chinaman's system before they enter the west.... so  why don't they have to wait 6 months too?

Makes zero fucking sense.

In the meantime I have been teaching baby Bonnie my UFC skills in case any Chinaman's get any ideas about a gourmet meal.

Fuckers






You don't have a dog. You gave that to someone else.

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Re: Explain Something To Me About Border Patrol and Dog Quarantine
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2015, 05:12:48 PM »
You don't have a dog. You gave that to someone else.

Yes that's true I gave it to my girl but I still think of it as "our" dog or my dog, especially when I look after him.
Actually to be perfectly honest I don't even see Bonnie as a dog.
I see him as my son.

Fucked up maybe but its how I feel about him.
I wanted to take him gym with me today but he is bit too young (7 weeks old)

He is learning how to fight that fat fuck teddy real good now, got him sparring already



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Re: Explain Something To Me About Border Patrol and Dog Quarantine
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2015, 05:31:53 PM »
cant get friends or women so you buy a fucking dog? how original.

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Re: Explain Something To Me About Border Patrol and Dog Quarantine
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2015, 05:36:17 PM »
cant get friends or women so you buy a fucking dog? how original.

Fuck off following me around your boring.
I get more pussy a week than you get all year.
Friends I don't want or need cos they always want something from me so they can fuck off.




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Re: Explain Something To Me About Border Patrol and Dog Quarantine
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2015, 06:26:26 PM »
Yes that's true I gave it to my girl but I still think of it as "our" dog or my dog, especially when I look after him.
Actually to be perfectly honest I don't even see Bonnie as a dog.
I see him as my son.

Fucked up maybe but its how I feel about him.
I wanted to take him gym with me today but he is bit too young (7 weeks old)

He is learning how to fight that fat fuck teddy real good now, got him sparring already



You are headed for a showdown if one or both you get attached to the dog. Especially when you gave it to her and want it back. May be she may give it back, maybe not. Maybe out of spite one might sell the dog to someone else. That is a problem when it comes to gifts that happen to be live animals.

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Re: Explain Something To Me About Border Patrol and Dog Quarantine
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2015, 06:31:54 PM »
You are headed for a showdown if one or both you get attached to the dog. Especially when you gave it to her and want it back. May be she may give it back, maybe not. Maybe out of spite one might sell the dog to someone else. That is a problem when it comes to gifts that happen to be live animals.

I am never gonna ask for it back, even if we split up. I am not a dick like that or to ever take gift back.

But she really doesn't like me teaching Bonnie how to fight....she thinks its not cool and that he will end up with fights with the other doggies in the park later.

I keep telling her its "protect yourself at all times" and my boy needs to learn how to defend himself.



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Re: Explain Something To Me About Border Patrol and Dog Quarantine
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2015, 07:01:38 PM »

I am never gonna ask for it back, even if we split up. I am not a dick like that or to ever take gift back.

But she really doesn't like me teaching Bonnie how to fight....she thinks its not cool and that he will end up with fights with the other doggies in the park later.

I keep telling her its "protect yourself at all times" and my boy needs to learn how to defend himself.



Dude, it's a chihuahua. It will get eaten by other dogs in the park.
We have squirrels that are larger than Chihuahuas.

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Re: Explain Something To Me About Border Patrol and Dog Quarantine
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2015, 07:13:41 PM »
Dude, it's a chihuahua. It will get eaten by other dogs in the park.
We have squirrels that are larger than Chihuahuas.


Yeah dude but there will be other Chihuahuas in the park, especially with the bitches my girl hangs around with (model bitches), they all got Chihuahuas or pugs and obviously I ain't gonna let Bonnie fight some big ass pit bull or nothing...

That's is why we have weight classes......he is like flyweight/bantamweight ....the buck stops there...ain't even letting him juice to get bigger.

 

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Re: Explain Something To Me About Border Patrol and Dog Quarantine
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2015, 11:13:32 PM »
Britain used to have the most onerous dog quarantine rules on the planet.

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Re: Explain Something To Me About Border Patrol and Dog Quarantine
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2015, 02:02:29 AM »
Britain used to have the most onerous dog quarantine rules on the planet.

Nothing like Australian quarantine  ;)

For example , no mad dog sickness here.