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As I read getbig...
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:50:11 PM »

Getbig is like this for ol' Howard  :

Someone farts, so I yell how bad it stinks, THEN go in for a good, deep sniff.  :o
Crazy man, just crazy...but that's the (fatal) attraction of getbig.
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King Shizzo

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Re: As I read getbig...
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2015, 02:54:59 PM »
Hey Howard, can you tell us about competing when you were younger? I bet Getbig would love to read something like that.
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Re: As I read getbig...
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2015, 02:56:03 PM »
Howard, did you forget to take your geritol again?
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Re: As I read getbig...
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2015, 02:58:38 PM »
Quote from: Grape Ape on April 01, 2015, 02:53:15 PM
In this thread alone.

4 score and 7 years ago I embarked on a new getbig thread involving.....snooze  zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
I must be related to John Kerry.
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Re: As I read getbig...
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2015, 03:12:54 PM »
Quote from: Howard on April 01, 2015, 02:58:38 PM
4 score and 7 years ago I embarked on a new getbig thread involving.....snooze  zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
I must be related to John Kerry.

Why do you keep writing these novelas only to edit them down to two sentences?  You're killing my material.
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Howard

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Re: As I read getbig...
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2015, 03:16:44 PM »
Quote from: Grape Ape on April 01, 2015, 03:12:54 PM
Why do you keep writing these novelas only to edit them down to two sentences?  You're killing my material.

Chronic brain farts I guess.
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King Shizzo

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Re: As I read getbig...
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2015, 03:18:04 PM »
Quote from: Howard on April 01, 2015, 03:16:44 PM
Chronic brain farts I guess.
Howard, have you and your current wife ever went on a cruise? Would love to see a pic.
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Re: As I read getbig...
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2015, 03:18:47 PM »
Quote from: Grape Ape on April 01, 2015, 03:12:54 PM
Why do you keep writing these novelas only to edit them down to two sentences?  You're killing my material.

i am concerned for Howard's 7th marriage. Increased time spent on getbig may indicate that his marriage is failing. I wonder if he and his wife are even sleeping in the same bed together.
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Re: As I read getbig...
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2015, 03:36:25 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on April 01, 2015, 03:18:47 PM
i am concerned for Howard's 7th marriage. Increased time spent on getbig may indicate that his marriage is failing. I wonder if he and his wife are even sleeping in the same bed together.

Maybe it's a threesome....Howard, his wife and the Getbig forums.
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Re: As I read getbig...
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2015, 04:12:12 PM »
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Re: As I read getbig...
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2015, 05:58:41 PM »
Whenever Howard posts something I immediately get the mental image of the naked old farts that like to walk around in the locker room and start conversations with each other at the gym     
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Re: As I read getbig...
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2015, 08:16:12 AM »
would love to see a picture of howard and wife overlooking a cliff ,he's in shorts and tshirt and his hair parted and styled like 'alf'
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Re: As I read getbig...
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2015, 08:19:03 AM »
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Re: As I read getbig...
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2015, 01:55:41 PM »
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Re: As I read getbig...
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2015, 02:17:03 PM »
Quote from: njflex on April 02, 2015, 08:16:12 AM
would love to see a picture of howard and wife overlooking a cliff ,he's in shorts and tshirt and his hair parted and styled like 'alf'
Lololololol "like alf"
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Re: As I read getbig...
« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2015, 02:50:37 PM »
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Re: As I read getbig...
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Re: As I read getbig...
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2015, 02:53:41 PM »
Quote from: Shizzo on April 02, 2015, 03:28:57 PM
The face of autism.

Back in my day they used the term retard and made me ride to school on the short bus.
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