not a nerd, dont understand how batman has 1/100000000000000th power of superman

[Army of One]

Not only can't superman die apart from Kryptonite, is around 100000000000000000000000 times stronger and faster, can move faster than light, how does this new Batman and superman film make any sense?by the time batman has fired up his batmobile late because he needed to eat and shut, also has the flu, superman could have finished the movie.

[latiuss]

You're not a nerd, you're a massive bender.

[_aj_]

[Tapeworm]

It's super gay that a continuing theme in superman is his internal psychological conflict.  Superman is sad,  superman is lonely, superman is angry.

As if I'm supposed to be all simpatico like "Oh, I have those emotions too.  I really understand his struggle now.  I hope he comes through it ok."

If it was just some schlub who couldn't fly you'd be like 'Hey, suck it up, pal.  Life's tough all over."  That poor guy is working 3 jobs, has a fat wife, and would die, right there on the spot, if someone just smacked him in the head with a brick.  And you don't give a fuck about him.

[ritch]

Not only can't superman die apart from Kryptonite, is around 100000000000000000000000 times stronger and faster, can move faster than light, how does this new Batman and superman film make any sense?by the time batman has fired up his batmobile late because he needed to eat and shut, also has the flu, superman could have finished the movie.

LOL!!!

But BatMan makes us all believe!!!

[Tapeworm]

Batman.    All bunged up because his parents died so he bought some gravity boots and jerks off upside down getting jizz in his eyes.  Women would react well.  "Ok, so I'm gonna hang here by my feet like this and you go ahead and work it.  It's kind of my thing.  Then I'll do you, I promise."

Interestingly, he never gave much thought about other orphans whose parents also died but who didn't inherit billions of dollars.  Real life orphans must despise all these Batman movies but they can't say anything because then they'll have to admit that they're orphans and spent their childhoods shaking their little asses for Daddy Warbucks.

[Walter Sobchak]

OP is so fucking gay he should be made a mod.

[thegamechanger]

there's two kind of people in this world

the ones who grow up watching batman
and the ones who grow up watching buttman

[HTexan]

Superman is such a lame fucking superhero. Power creep has pretty much made him a god. So the stupid cliche fuckhead writers, say, " hummm let's compare him the Jesus!!" wrong.. Doesn't work.
Then, you cast ben fucking asslick? This movie is going to suck huge donkey balls.

/end rant

[el numero uno]

I'm more interested in the new Dragon Ball Z movie.  I liked marvel superheroes when I was a kid. Superman's story always seemed kinda lame to me. Clark Kent takes off his glasses and nobody recognizes, really?