And not for nothing, but for $100, we should've gotten a much better fight as well as Beyoncé doing the in-between-rounds naked, both fighters getting blown by two gorgeous big-titted redheads, the celebrities in attendance buying Crystal for everyone and making it rain $100 dollar bills and Joe Pesci doing the commentating along with a really pissed off KKK guy.
This was a $20 fight.
I've seen more action in a street fight in 5 minutes than in one of these fights in 12 rounds.
This is why Kimbo's fights were so frigging popular.