I just don't get it. I've never had the slightest problem with the po-po. I've gotten a handful minor moving violations over the last 30 years or so when I was clearly guilty, but I've never had any actual problems with any of them. I've even had several of them let me go several times over the years when they'd pulled me over after I'd been drinking.
Never been harassed, assaulted, beaten, threatened, or anything else. The closest thing to a complaint I can muster is that I once called them years ago when someone stole the wheels off my car one night when I slept over at a girlfriend's apartment, and they were never able to find the little bastards who did it.
What am I doing wrong?