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Attention NZMM
« on: July 08, 2015, 02:12:59 PM »
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Re: Attention NZMM
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2015, 02:18:13 PM »
Pure panic washed over NZMM when reading the headline, until the word trolling was used instead of "sheep fucking".
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Re: Attention NZMM
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2015, 02:24:11 PM »
There are no forces strong enough to control me.
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Re: Attention NZMM
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2015, 02:35:43 PM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on July 08, 2015, 02:24:11 PM
There are no forces strong enough to control me.

tbombz in a bunny suit pressing you down on a mattress would control you just fine.
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Re: Attention NZMM
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2015, 02:40:30 PM »
This means NZMM would spend 6000+ years in jail.  :-\ :-\ :'( :'(
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Re: Attention NZMM
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2015, 05:09:03 PM »
AIDS will stem the tide of phaggotry in due course.
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Re: Attention NZMM
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2015, 05:19:23 PM »
Quote from: Carlton G. Long on July 08, 2015, 05:09:03 PM
AIDS will stem the tide of phaggotry in due course.

So you won't be with us much longer, Cumton?
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Re: Attention NZMM
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2015, 05:21:12 PM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on July 08, 2015, 05:19:23 PM
So you won't be with us much longer, Cumton?

I'll be here long after you are buried face-down in Uganda so that the sailors will recognize you.

You are trying way too hard, Jamie.

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Re: Attention NZMM
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2015, 07:02:26 PM »
Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on July 08, 2015, 02:35:43 PM
tbombz in a bunny suit pressing you down on a mattress would control you just fine.
You're a funny cat!
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Re: Attention NZMM
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2015, 08:42:14 PM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on July 08, 2015, 02:24:11 PM
There are no forces strong enough to control me.
:D
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Re: Attention NZMM
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2015, 08:47:39 PM »
Please maintain a respectful tone and appropriate limits to eye contact when addressing NZMM.
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Re: Attention NZMM
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2015, 09:21:27 PM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on July 08, 2015, 08:47:39 PM
Please maintain a respectful tone and appropriate limits to eye contact when addressing NZMM.

Yes Hulkotron, I have alerted the rest of the "bigger guys" about the disrespect and loose tones in NZMM's general direction.

Follow up action may be required to keep the tiny tits in their places.
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Re: Attention NZMM
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2015, 05:32:10 AM »
NZ MM I thought you had died around a month ago of heart failure? What's up with that?
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Re: Attention NZMM
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2015, 05:37:21 AM »
Quote from: gib on July 09, 2015, 05:32:10 AM
NZ MM I thought you had died around a month ago of heart failure? What's up with that?


maybe we're all dead and this is the afterlife


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Re: Attention NZMM
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2015, 05:54:29 AM »
Quote from: visualizeperfection on July 08, 2015, 09:21:27 PM
Yes Hulkotron, I have alerted the rest of the "bigger guys" about the disrespect and loose tones in NZMM's general direction.

Follow up action may be required to keep the tiny tits in their places.

Things will be said.
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Re: Attention NZMM
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2015, 06:00:18 AM »
Quote from: thegamechanger on July 09, 2015, 05:37:21 AM

maybe we're all dead and this is the afterlife




This is worse than that lump of coal I found my stockings.

Fair enough tho.  I knew I shouldn't have tried on those stockings.
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Re: Attention NZMM
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2015, 06:08:35 AM »
nzmm has seen/gotten  more ass than hugh hefner....
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Re: Attention NZMM
« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2015, 06:29:25 AM »
Quote from: njflex on July 09, 2015, 06:08:35 AM
nzmm has seen/gotten  more ass than hugh hefner....

NZMM has entered more hot women than an oral thermometer.
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Re: Attention NZMM
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2015, 06:31:07 AM »
Quote from: BigCyp on July 09, 2015, 06:29:25 AM
NZMM has entered more hot women than an oral thermometer.
gene simmons stole nzmm 's black book for tips...
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Re: Attention NZMM
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2015, 06:34:57 AM »
Quote from: njflex on July 09, 2015, 06:31:07 AM
gene simmons stole nzmm 's black book for tips...

 :D

NZMM's little black book is sometimes requested by the state, when the national database of hot females is temporarily down.
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Re: Attention NZMM
« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2015, 06:37:46 AM »
Quote from: BigCyp on July 09, 2015, 06:34:57 AM
:D

NZMM's little black book is sometimes requested by the state, when the national database of hot females is temporarily down.
Hillary Clinton found a copy of nzmm's black book in bill's dresser and used it for tips  ;)
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