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sean connery is a getbigger
« on: July 03, 2015, 04:05:13 PM »
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"Sean Connery

My buddy was the head waiter at a high end hotel in BC about 15 years ago, and basically became Sean Connery's personal waiter for a week when Connery was in town.

One morning he was serving breakfast when he tripped and spilled a plate of eggs, bacon, toast, etc. right onto Connery's lap. He lost it, naturally, and began to apologize profusely. Connery looked up at him, grabbed the napkin from his hand and said "Kid, I've wiped way worse than this off my cock."

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Re: sean connery is a getbigger
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2015, 04:09:35 PM »
So Connery has fucked Tbombz?
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Re: sean connery is a getbigger
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2015, 04:19:21 PM »
so, he was talking purely about the quality of the meal and he's had inferior dishes spilt there, maybe a mcdonalds breakfast...

Quote from: Army of One on July 03, 2015, 04:05:13 PM
From another forum

"Sean Connery

My buddy was the head waiter at a high end hotel in BC about 15 years ago, and basically became Sean Connery's personal waiter for a week when Connery was in town.

One morning he was serving breakfast when he tripped and spilled a plate of eggs, bacon, toast, etc. right onto Connery's lap. He lost it, naturally, and began to apologize profusely. Connery looked up at him, grabbed the napkin from his hand and said "Kid, I've wiped way worse than this off my cock."


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Re: sean connery is a getbigger
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2015, 04:25:52 PM »
Another funny one

"I worked at Sony Music Studios for two years, Randy Hoffman for two years and Sony Columbia for two years.

Many many NDAs were signed.  Here is a good one, Michael Jackson decides to go get candy for his kids while recording in Santa Monica, he drives a producers' Bently to the store, buys everything and goes to pay.  As he is walking out, the clerk tells him "You are the best MJ impersonator I have ever seen!"
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Re: sean connery is a getbigger
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2015, 04:38:51 PM »
does vince know connery?
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Re: sean connery is a getbigger
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2015, 05:14:58 AM »
Quote from: Knooger on July 03, 2015, 04:09:35 PM
So Connery has fucked Tbombz?

Oh man,, that was funny!  :D :D :D
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« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2015, 05:35:02 AM »
Quote from: Knooger on July 03, 2015, 04:09:35 PM
So Connery has fucked Tbombz?

 ;D ;D ;D

Sean rocks!
Probably one of the select few that looked good as an "old and bald" roller - quintessential arch geezer.
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Re: sean connery is a getbigger
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