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"I learned the facts of life; by watching The Facts of Life."
« on: August 14, 2015, 06:50:47 PM »
Name the movie
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Re: "I learned the facts of life; by watching The Facts of Life."
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2015, 06:52:29 PM »
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Re: "I learned the facts of life; by watching The Facts of Life."
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Re: "I learned the facts of life; by watching The Facts of Life."
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Re: "I learned the facts of life; by watching The Facts of Life."
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Re: "I learned the facts of life; by watching The Facts of Life."
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Re: "I learned the facts of life; by watching The Facts of Life."
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2015, 09:31:56 PM »
Hopefully that cast didn't turn out as bad and jinxed as the cast of Different Strokes did.
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Re: "I learned the facts of life; by watching The Facts of Life."
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2015, 09:48:31 PM »
I remember growing up, every neighborhood/school had their own parody of that song, I can't remember all of ours, but the first stanza went something like -

Ya take the black,
Ya take the white,
Ya take the fat,
Ya take the dyke,

And what' ya got....

The Facts of Life.
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Re: "I learned the facts of life; by watching The Facts of Life."
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Re: "I learned the facts of life; by watching The Facts of Life."
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2015, 08:10:18 AM »
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Re: "I learned the facts of life; by watching The Facts of Life."
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2015, 08:37:59 AM »
Quote from: SF1900 on August 14, 2015, 07:05:14 PM
Her now





I like her because she is willing to lay an ass-whipping on her kids when they get out of line.  No "time out" bullshit in her house.

but yeah...that show sucked
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Re: "I learned the facts of life; by watching The Facts of Life."
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2015, 09:26:46 AM »
I never watched it.  Looks like something about a matronly prude Higgins teaching sub-par young ladies how to not roll up on one cheek and blast a fart at the tail end of the opera's diminuendo.
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Re: "I learned the facts of life; by watching The Facts of Life."
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2015, 09:29:07 AM »
I watched it a lot growing up. It's arguably Jim Carreys best movie, at least one of them.
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Re: "I learned the facts of life; by watching The Facts of Life."
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2015, 09:31:13 AM »
Steven: Can I get a knife or fork?

Wench: There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there are no utensils AT Medieval Times. Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?

Steven: There were no utensils but there was Pepsi?

Wench: Dude, I got a lot of tables.
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Re: "I learned the facts of life; by watching The Facts of Life."
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2015, 09:32:00 AM »
I liked The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.  And don't toy with me.
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Re: "I learned the facts of life; by watching The Facts of Life."
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2015, 10:01:11 AM »
Jim Carreys speech in the parabolic antenna was great and summarized what the internet would very soon bring us. Today it's nothing strange to "play Mortal Kombat with a friend in Vietnam".
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