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Dr Dutch

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What if you could be Kim Jong Un for a day.......
« on: August 20, 2015, 02:05:50 PM »
What would you do...... 8) ???

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Re: What if you could be Kim Jong Un for a day.......
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2015, 02:10:29 PM »
Kill myself and all my generals/political class and free my poor people from this demented slavery.
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Re: What if you could be Kim Jong Un for a day.......
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2015, 02:19:58 PM »
Quote from: _aj_ on August 20, 2015, 02:10:29 PM
Kill myself and all my generals/political class and free my poor people from this demented slavery.

you might want to do it in the reverse order  :D
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Re: What if you could be Kim Jong Un for a day.......
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2015, 02:22:47 PM »
Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on August 20, 2015, 02:19:58 PM
you might want to do it in the reverse order  :D

The way that fucked up place is structured, you'd need a decapitation strike on the entire armed forces and the political class at the same time. Only then would the people be safe to cross over to planet earth.
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Re: What if you could be Kim Jong Un for a day.......
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2015, 02:48:57 PM »
Fire my staff, disarm military/demilitarize police, declare democracy/grant civil rights/legalize free-market enterprise, apologize to Worse Kolea, private jet to San Luis Obispo, convertible 911 and old Stones up Highway 1, fish 'n chips/Sierra Nevada at Lucia Lodge, finish up with Miles's 'Kind of Blue' and a nice Sonoma Pinot on porch of cabin 10.

Suicide swan into the Pacific at sunset.
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Re: What if you could be Kim Jong Un for a day.......
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2015, 04:02:13 PM »
I'd take a pic of his/my? little pee pee and post it up on instagram.
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Re: What if you could be Kim Jong Un for a day.......
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2015, 06:14:17 PM »
He posts on getbig why don't you just ask him?
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Re: What if you could be Kim Jong Un for a day.......
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2015, 06:16:17 PM »
Get a decent haircut
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Re: What if you could be Kim Jong Un for a day.......
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2015, 06:31:14 PM »
Mirage, Room 7, ice machine.
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Kim Jong Bob

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Re: What if you could be Kim Jong Un for a day.......
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2015, 06:40:24 PM »
Quote from: _aj_ on August 20, 2015, 02:10:29 PM
Kill myself and all my generals/political class and free my poor people from this demented slavery.
lål another  victim of the westerb countrys lies. Obama and your former presidents ate just jelous because there people dont respect them as best  koreas people respect their leader and has commanded the media to spread lies..





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Kim Jong Bob

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Re: What if you could be Kim Jong Un for a day.......
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2015, 06:41:35 PM »
Quote from: _aj_ on August 20, 2015, 02:22:47 PM
The way that fucked up place is structured, you'd need a decapitation strike on the entire armed forces and the political class at the same time. Only then would the people be safe to cross over to planet earth.
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Kim Jong Bob

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Re: What if you could be Kim Jong Un for a day.......
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2015, 10:05:51 PM »
Great topic by the way...to bad aj and others started to troll in it
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Re: What if you could be Kim Jong Un for a day.......
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2015, 03:15:29 AM »
- Inspect the army
- Enjoy the local delicacies
- ride around in a tank for abit.
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Re: What if you could be Kim Jong Un for a day.......
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2015, 03:20:47 AM »
I'd fly Justin Bieber out for a private concert.  No homo...



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Re: What if you could be Kim Jong Un for a day.......
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2015, 03:32:36 AM »
Find the location of that imposter Kim Jong Bob.
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Re: What if you could be Kim Jong Un for a day.......
« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2015, 03:35:57 AM »
Nuking the Netherlands would be a good start..
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Re: What if you could be Kim Jong Un for a day.......
« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2015, 10:02:06 AM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on August 21, 2015, 03:35:57 AM
Nuking the Netherlands would be a good start..


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Kim Jong Bob

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Re: What if you could be Kim Jong Un for a day.......
« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2015, 07:09:47 PM »
Quote from: Yamcha on August 21, 2015, 03:20:47 AM
I'd fly Justin Bieber out for a private concert.  No homo...




hahahahahhahajajajaj
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Dr Dutch

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Re: What if you could be Kim Jong Un for a day.......
« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2015, 03:19:41 PM »
 :D
Quote from: Yamcha on August 21, 2015, 03:20:47 AM
I'd fly Justin Bieber out for a private concert.  No homo...




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